#“I'd just burn it” now you have a whole dry stack of hay on fire in your living room

[sorcerous-caress]

I don't think some of you realise how tedious looking for a needle in a haystack actually is

#“I'd just burn it” now you have a whole dry stack of hay on fire in your living room #also the needle can melt #they're pretty thin and the tip wouldn't be sharp anymore #“magnet” have you stood next to a haystack? a real life haystack? those are thrice the height of a human #“powerful magent” you're not that rich #“get a cow to eat the hay” now the cow swallowed a needle you sick fuck :( #“power through it” no you won't #I'm serious imagine having to drink a pool of water with a fork you will literally go crazy #i do not have a solution btw just criticism #“hay floats in water and metal sinks move it to the pool” and ruin someone's drink?? they've got their fork ready and everything you >:( #you're not supposed to ruin the dry hay that's the whole idea what else are you gonna feed your hungery cow that you were sewing a sweater #doesn't matter if you dry the wet hay afterwards