#➴ VERSE » i'm mary poppins y'all ! ❞

[yonblu]

@inhxuman​   //   YONDU MAKES A RUN FOR IT. Sprinting through back-alleys and weaving his way through the streets, nervously glancing up every so often. Someone is following him. The way they sprint over the buildings faster than he can run around them is intimidating   ( not that he’d ever admit it )   and it’s clear they know their way around better than he does. God, he hates Terra. There’s always some asshole dressed up in latex trying to foil is plans. Stupid humans. Stupid -- “Shit!”

Dead end. Yondu manages to skid to a halt before slamming into the brick wall in front of him, barely regains his stance before his pursuer lands in front of him. The alien turns on his heal, wonky grin on his face, hands up in surrender. His stolen goods are in one hand, wrapped in brown paper. He shifts, as subtly as his can, so his arrow has the room to fly out from beneath his coat.

          “Okay, ya caught me. Justice prevails, an’ all that.”

#yondu is about to do some whistling with his arrow if you think cass would pick up on that! #i imagine yondu isn't very convincing when he's pretending to surrender #also i hope this is okay!! #inhxuman #➴ VERSE » i'm mary poppins y'all ! ❞

[brokecode-blog]

@halfwcrld [ x ]

          “damn it !!” it figured that the little beast would defy any orders. too damn similar to himself, it’s almost frightening. “you’re gonna be real sorry when you get back out here, furry !!”

#halfwcrld #&. —— verse 03 : i'm mary poppins y'all ;; vol 2. #for some reason i cant mention you #&. —— would you hold on a damn second ;; q.

[mostpeculiarmademoiselleetmsieur]

Random stupid idea that just popped into my head

((Hogwarts!verse))

((Quotes taken from Guardians of the Galaxy 2))

*Belle and Adam at Hogwarts during a Quidditch match*

*someone in the crowd hexes Adam's broom so he can't control it*

*gets knocked entirely off the broom by a bludger*

*Belle flies to catch him, but he's already cast a charm to float to the ground, holding his wand above his head*

Belle, on her broom, floating down beside him: *snickers*

Adam: What?

Belle: You look like Mary Poppins

Adam: He cool?

Belle: *not bothering to correct the pronoun usage* Hell yeah, he's cool!

Adam: I'm Mary Poppins, y'all!

Me: *trying my hardest not to bust out laughing 'cause the walls are paper thin in my house and my parents are in the next room*

#belle and adam #lmao #hogwarts!verse #Guardians of the Galaxy #gotg2 #gotg2 quotes #gotg2 spoilers #beauty and the beast #Crossovers

[yonblu]

@videonsty​   //   YONDU GRABS CIRYKE by the scruff of the neck and throws them over a wall. He whistles off a few shots with his arrow before following, vaulting over it with one hand and landing next to Cir, still whistling. His face is bruised. The sounds of shouting and shooting is ringing out from behind them, but gets quieter as everyone dies off one by one. Finally, after the   thump   of the final body falling to the ground, Yondu stops whistling. He turns to Cir and grins. “You manage to grab it?”

#HEIST TIME !! idk what theyre stealing its up to u #HIIII I MISSED U #➴ VERSE » i'm mary poppins y'all ! ❞ #videonsty

[yonblu]

@wasdiamond

❛ It’s different with us, Yondu. You didn’t particularly want children before you wound up stuck with one. You fell into fatherhood, you didn’t… plan for it for months or grow that life inside of you. I read so many books, I watched all those videos and the other mothers around Beach City. I knew the sacrifice I was making but, I think a part of me still held out hope that it’d be different. That I’d be able to see and hold my baby, that I was wrong about what had to happen. That sort of thing changes you forever, physically and mentally. I just wish I had, had more time with him before he was running off to find himself. ❜

"YOU GOTTA FORGIVE ME for not relatin' to all this... sentimental parent-y shit. Me? I didn't want kids in th' first place. So I ain't never had a taste fer' real... y'know, parentin'. Petey fell into my lap by pure chance."

"BUT HEY, LISTEN! Me an' Petey? Thick as thieves, even after all that fightin' an' arguin' an' shit. Hell, one point he didn't even figure me to be his own father, but now look at us! Huh? You an' Stevey'll have yer' time together. Kid's got about - uh, 'bout a hundred years left. That's plenty a' time to get in that quality bondin' time."

#wasdiamond #➴ verse » i'm mary poppins y'all ! ❞ #put it onto a new post on account of. legacy editor issues

[yonblu]

@elataan​.

“PETEY, I GOTTA BE HONEST ---- you fuckin’ suck at this.”   It’s a light hearted remark. Yondu reclines in his seat, watching Peter with amusement as he struggles to control his yaka-arrow. Yondu figures he should teach someone else to use the fin, and his son is his best bet. He’s ben very begrudging about the whole thing, but that’s only a facade. Really, he just enjoys spending time with his kid. Not that he’d let anyone know.   “Yer’ not pursin’ yer’ lips right.”

#elataan #➴ VERSE » i'm mary poppins y'all ! ❞

[yonblu]

@astrapure​.

“HEY, STAR-GIRL.”   Yondu takes a seat next to an old friend, smiling. It’s been a while since the two of them caught up. Yondu doesn’t even know if they’ve talked since the snap, and that was forever go.   “You been doin’ okay?”

#astrapure #➴ VERSE » i'm mary poppins y'all ! ❞

[yonblu]

@huntrcsss​.

“I KNOW I GOT FANGS, sweetheart, but I ain’t no vampire.”   They’re not so much fangs as they are crooked, pointed, mismatched teeth, but Yondu figures he could probably still drink blood with them, if he tried. Maybe.   “I do bite though, if you don’t quit yer’ starin’.”

#huntrcsss #➴ VERSE » i'm mary poppins y'all ! ❞

[yonblu]

@liminalstctic​

“COME BACK HERE, you little brat!” Yondu’s boots thud against metal as he sprints after the twelve year old. He skids as he tries to round a corner too quickly, stumbling as he makes an attempt to change course, but ends up falling flat on his face. He props himself up on his elbows and scowls. “I’m gettin’ too old fer this, kid.”

#liminalstctic #➴ VERSE » i'm mary poppins y'all ! ❞ #I MISSED YOU AND CIR!!!

[yonblu]

@thcusandstcries​

“THIS IS GONNA MAKE US RICH, OMI. For real this time.” The glowing crystal in his hand radiates power & profit. It’s been a long journey to get it - an adventure that only Omicron could have helped with, and Yondu has been more than delighted to work with them again. He has, of course, been planning a double cross   ( what are friends for, right? )   but they still have the trek back before their friendship ends for another month or so. “Not that we ain’t already both swimmin’ in creds, but what’s a little more on top, right?”

#thcusandstcries #➴ VERSE » i'm mary poppins y'all ! ❞

[yonblu]

@ravagemm​.

“PRETTY COOL, HUH?” Yondu gestures to the expansive collection of rocks lining the shelves, eyes sparkling with joy. It’s not a spectacular collection, by any means. Most of it consists of gravel or stone or whatever useless rock Marlow had gifted him, but there’s a lot and he loves them all anyway. There’s the odd rare gem - glinting mischievously, as if it knows it doesn’t belong in such a cheap collection. Yondu steps forwards and places a fistful of dirt in an empty space. “They ain’t as pretty as all my toys, but they sure is pretty.”

#yondu vc: hey do u wanna see my Rock Collection #ravagemm #➴ VERSE » i'm mary poppins y'all ! ❞

[yonblu]

❝I know you’re only mean because people were mean to you but is this really what you want?❞ //I hope this is okay but if not feel free to ignore it.

“I’M MEAN ‘CAUSE I’M MEAN. Ain’t nothin’ else to it. Sometimes folks’re jus’ mean. What do you want, my tragic backstory? You wanna get to the root of all my issues an’ save me?”

He’s told this lie so many times that it’s almost indistinguishable from reality. The truth, of course, is that he isn’t all that mean. Not really. Sure, he’s the meanest bastard in the whole damn galaxy, but not to those who matter. Not to Peter, or Rocket, or his crew. And even then, he isn’t particularly nice.

Yondu knows he’s hard and closed off because of his past. It took a while for him to gain that level of self awareness, but there’s no denying that the Kree raised him to be ruthless, and those lessons never left him. Nowadays he’s a little lenient with how and when he applies that knowledge, but it’s still there. And honestly - Yondu loves it. Robbing someone blind, watching folks’ scatter whenever they hear him whistle, listening to people stammer in fear whenever they talk to him. Being feared is fun. He wouldn’t skip out on this life for the world.

“If I wanted too, I could’a retired years ago. I got more than enough money. You know why I keep goin’? Keep doin’ what I’m doin’? ‘Cause I’m havin’ fun.”

#ahhh it is thank u!!!!!! this was fun :D #stereotypcd #➴ VERSE » i'm mary poppins y'all ! ❞

[yonblu]

@snikthija​ !

“IT WASN’T ME.”   It totally was.   “You can’t prove nothin’, kid.”

#snikthija #➴ VERSE » i'm mary poppins y'all ! ❞

[yonblu]

@itmeanspeace​

“FIFTY - FIFTY CUT,   that was the deal.”

#itmeanspeace #➴ VERSE » i'm mary poppins y'all ! ❞

[yonblu]

@pluviatempestas​ !

“THERE AIN’T NOTHIN’ in my pockets that don’t belong ta’ me!” There is, in fact, a lot of things in Yondu’s pockets that don’t belong to him. The most relevant thing being, currently, stolen jewels that had caught his eye in the shop. “How dare you! D’you treat all ya’ customers like this?”

#pluviatempestas #➴ VERSE » i'm mary poppins y'all ! ❞

[yonblu]

@cafeonthecorner​ !

“Y’KNOW, I RECKON   ------   I reckon you’d make a damn fine penny if you moved this whole operation to th’ stars. Ain’t got coffee this good in space. I know --- I’ve been lookin’.”

#➴ VERSE » i'm mary poppins y'all ! ❞ #cafeonthecorner