#🔨 bonk

[ridiculouslly-ridiculous]

It’s Valentines like every day

Keith Howell x Fem!Reader (could also be read as MC/Emma)

TW/CW: porn no plot, oral (m! Receiving), cum (and I mean A LOT), cum swallowing, hand job, grinding, ball play, not beta read.

Word count: 460

I’ve been thinking about seeing how many times Keith can cum in one night — or just making him cum until he can’t cum no more.

The first one comes from giving him a hand job. You start off nice and slow, just really riling him up. And slowly start increasing the speed and pressure. His pre-cum leaking out and helping you to move your hand to really work at his sensitive spots, especially his tip where he’s the most sensitive. Even his first load is so messy — coming out in spurts, it gets all over your hands and his thighs, and stomach.

The second one comes from sucking him off. First you lick up all cum from the first load and just tease the hell out of him with your tongue before you start to suck his soul out of his body. And once you have him deep into your throat you can’t help but to tease his balls with your tongue. He shutters and his face is so red by how good you’re making him feel. He shoots his second load down your throat and he’s so turned on by watching you swallow it all.

The third one is just grinding your pussy against his cock. No penetration — just straight up grinding. The veins on his cock feel so good against your clit with each drag. His grip on your hips is so strong, he’s definitely holding back from plunging into your pussy and having you ride him, there’s definitely going to be some bruising in the morning. By now Keith is a whimpering mess and his moans are so breathy they’re verging on silent. You feel the grip on your hips loosen as he cums again, this time it splatters all over his abs. His breathing is labored and he feels so weak but so good.

You let him catch his breath for a moment, you watch as he breathes deeply how his adams apple moves. Deciding to tease him a bit more by scooping your fingers through the cum that just splattered across his abs and lick your fingers clean. You hear him let out a raspy moan and feel his cock twitch and harden underneath you as he watches you tantalizing lick up and savor every trace of his cum.

Then you proceed to make him cum again, again, and again. You don’t stop until you see Keith’s eyes beginning to droop and you see him close his eyes for just a moment. His long lashes fluttering and then his eyes slowly open. And he’s switched.

You now find yourself pinned underneath him, his golden eyes staring directly into yours. “You exhausted him so we switched,” he smirks, “Now, how about we return the favor, hm?”

Likes, replies, and reblogs are always welcome and appreciated <3

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#🎼 — kats compositions #🔨 — bonk #ikemen prince #ikepri #keith howell #ikemen prince keith #Keith Howell smut #ikemen prince smut #title comes from the song (Endlessly) by Kali Uchis

[planetariumx]

bonking my head with the magic hammer until I’m no longer mentally ill

#it would fix me #bonk bonk bonk #💥🔨 #bee and puppycat #planetariumx posts

[maranull]

However ruined this world has become, however mired in torment and despair, life endures. Births continue. There is beauty in that, is there not?

I'd give her such a big hug if I could. The biggest and squishiest.

I love Melina so much.

#elden ring #melina #melina adoring hours again #i'm very tired #and when very tired #i think of my fictional blorbos #SO IT IS! MELINA! ADORING! HOURS!! #i should probably eat smt before i pass out and forget to take my boob-pills #whattheirname #3-pills #3 #E #E-pills #estrogininini-pills #k beu #bye #no wigtnai #wait #❤🔨 get heart-bonked #kbue #k byeeye #BEY #you get it

[sillypuppyslut]

She hammer on my car until I explosion

#🚗🔨⚒️💥 #bonk #hammercar #hammer #car hammer explosion

[leejungchans]

oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh.

#MY LOVE MY PRINCESS MY BABYGIRL #stfu.sol #lee chan bonk 🔨

[patorucho]

(GQuessing gamer)

Foolish gamers' rack

hi venus

#vindixasks #venus 🔨 #<- hammer because i am bonking you

[secretly-of-course]

do you have any recommendations for romanticizing and sillysizing my life 🥸

hi bonk!!

romanticizing and sillycizing life is very important and for me it is something vital to fighting off the Big Sad so I am glad to see you are choosing to romanticize and sillycize your own life a bit more 😌 (also shoutout to my once mutual sunny who is no longer on tumblr but they were first person to coin my now iconic phrase 🫶)

Anyway! My best advice is to just find the whimsy in everything. Being silly is just one of life’s greatest joys. One easy silly thing I like to do is call things silly names, for example every time I fill a ziplock bag with a snack of something I say to myself “baggy swaggy baggy” because it amuses me (no one else finds this funny but I do and that’s what matters 😋) More ways to be silly include talking to inanimate objects, dancing weird, having goofy phrases you like to repeat, anything involving stupid puns, skipping and frolicking, finding shapes in clouds, really anything! the possibilities are endless! Extra points for things that you find amusing but no one else seems to.

I’ll be honest romanticizing life comes harder to me thank sillycizing does, but I try my best. It’s all about finding what’s beautiful in the mundane, for example sitting in traffic on my way to work sucks but the trees I pass along the way are beautiful and it’s nice to have some time to admire them. It’s just about appreciating what’s around you, looking at the moon, enjoying a meal in a parked car, getting treats for yourself, wearing your favorite clothes or perfume without any special occasion, just finding little things to admire.

this was a little rambley but I just really truly think being silly is sooooo important!! wishing you lots of silly times bestie and good luck in your quest to romanticize and sillycize your own life 🫶😘✨💓☀️🌸🌜🧺🌻💫

#romanticize and sillycize your life #bonk 🔨

[prettyblondguys]

HELP I'M BEING WEIRD

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[krshush]

Hitting myself w/a hammer to knock myself out and sleep as we speak 🔨

#instead of. actually trying to make a story-based playlist for new OC. 🔨 bonk bonk 🔨 #K.R. shush

[ridiculouslly-ridiculous]

Been having some Keith brain rot lately…

*clears throat* some ✨spicy✨ Keith brain rot. I wanna write it so bad, and I kinda wanna post it on his birthday but I know if I write it now I’ll wanna post it now. And I’m scared if I don’t write it now I’ll lose the thought…

#🗣 — kats ramblings #🔨 — bonk #simp struggles am I right? #ikemen prince #keith howell #ikepri

[aeons-domain]

issuing a public apology for all the asks that were sent months ago and would only be answered now sorry to pop up in your notifs friends :"-]

#in the mood to answer those OC asks while simultaenously beating up the perfectionist in my head- #-that wants all of these answers to be well-thought of and extensive when I should remember to have fun doing all this #and that the answers will simply flow out as I work on them ~ ~ ~ #bonking that thought in my head So Hard 🔨💥💥💥 #creator speaks

[maranull]

ooooooo you love bats, oooooooo you love bats, ooooooooo you love bats, ooooooo you love bats so much

#like the coolest mammal #or get bonked #🔨🔨🔨 #like #they FLY #THE ONLY MAMMAL TO DO THAT #they are cute as hell #they are fluffy #there are so many variations of bat #you gotta love bat #LOVE THE BAT #BEST CRETURE #🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇

[that-art-hoe]

nothing worse than being obsessed with a taken, straight, and unattainably famous girl who keeps torturing me with her devastating sexiness😔😔😔

#giving myself a bonk rn #😔🔨

[leejungchans]

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#if i say what’s on my mind i will absolutely get kicked off this blog. #nana 🍇💕 #cuntdino #moots <3 #sol answers #lee chan bonk 🔨

[tierra-paldeana]

bonks Rika with the horny hammer

☠🌏– "Is the purpose o' that to make me more or less horny一 ¡Ay!"

#( ic ); #v: ( the workplace ); #( ask ); #( shitpost ); #( nsfwish ); #( anonymous ); #( 🔨 get bonked rika )

[your-dads-filing-cabinet]

Love blocking people. Feel like that faceless boot in all the cartoons kicking someone off my dash

#stupid take? Not in front of MY salad!! 🔨 [BONK] #filed under: speaking