#(lord wyrdeer internal monologue) this is great i'm gonna get a good score in balloon pop

[nemesis-is-my-middle-name]

i think the balloon races in pla came about because the survey corps wanted to see how wyrdeer ran with a human and compare it to other wyrdeer data and mai was like “i mean you can set some balloons up if you want, that’s fine, but i can’t guarantee he’ll want to go anywhere near them” and then it turned out wyrdeer was fucking obsessed with them

#the nemesis speaks #(lord wyrdeer internal monologue) this is great i'm gonna get a good score in balloon pop