#(we all know bi han would've done a better job anyways)

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Ok so, quick question:

Why didn’t Liu make Bi-Han his Champion?

Cause like, Bi-Han whole issue in MK1 was, as we Brazilians say: his ass was on fire! (Ele estava com fogo no c*)

Meaning he was anxious, hyperactive, bored, in a desperate need to do something, ANYTHING!

I mean, just look at his chapter, look how THRILLED he was by kombat!

Bro was like

KOMBAT KOMBAT KOMBAT KOMBAT KOMBAT KOMBAT KOMBAT KOMBAT KOMBAT KOMBAT KOMBAT KOMBAT KOMBAT KOMBAT KOMBAT KOMBAT

And I would expect no less, he made it clear that it has been YEARS since he last engaged in combat!

HIM. BI-HAN. SUB-ZERO. GRANDMASTER OF THE LIN KUEI.

YEARS. AWAY. FROM KOMBAT!

Seriously look at this:

Homie has boredom written all over his face!

And with that I once again ask you: WHY DIDN'T LIU MAKE HIM HIS CHAMPION?

Put him to fight in the Mortal Kombat! Put him to investigate Shang Tsung!

Don't call him last minute as if he's your 2nd 3rd option! Man deserves better than that after years of loyalty!

Honestly the only reason Liu got screwed over was due to his OWN terrible management of his foes' lives!

He made Shang and Quan Chi miserable OF COURSE they would ally themselves to the first person who offers them a way out!

He drove Bi-Han mad with BOREDOM alone! Of course the man will turn his back on him at the first sight of excitement!

Ma mom always says: always wish for other people's happiness cause happy people don't bother.

And honestly someone had to tell Liu Kang that!🤦🏾‍♀️🤦🏾‍♀️🤦🏾‍♀️

#not saying i didn't like the story or anything #just saying 90% of this would have been avoided if liu hadn't been petty by giving shitty lives to his foes #and if he hadn't played favourites with his past life friends and had actually trust bi han to get the job done #(we all know bi han would've done a better job anyways) #bi han #sub zero #liu kang #shang tsung #quan chi #liu is petty and a dumbass #sorry not sorry #mortal kombat 1 spoilers #mortal kombat