#GIMME THOSE TIPS BABEY

[pppsssyyyccchhhiiiccc]

hey bb! could i get a ship? i’m 5’0”, have long-ish dark brown hair, dark brown eyes, petite but with a booty. i have my nose and lip pierced and my ears are stretched. i love anything true crime and paranormal. i’m sassy af and sarcastic, but also sweet to those i care about. i like all kinds of music, but metal, grunge, and classic rock are my shit. i wear black a lot and i love flannel shirts. and that’s pretty much it lol. 🖤

i ship you with michael! 

he LOVES body modifications 

he seems like a lil soft boy, but he’s so! into it!

when he kisses you, he likes to run his tongue over the ring and tug it into his mouth 

i hc that he asked mead if he could get snake bites, but she said no 😤

sad boy hours :(

anyway

he loves to grab your hips when he kisses/hugs you 

literally just holding you anywhere he can bc he’s a lil touch starved babey

ok sometimes 

he would use his powers to make something float in the air, or make a door slam shut or something just because he wants to hear your crazy paranormal theories ab it 

“oh my god, did you see that michael?” 

“see what?”

“that box just tipped over! the one with all the old owner’s things! what if that means they’re haunting the house? we should totally try to talk to them. where did the ouija board get to?”

he just likes to get a rise out of you even if you don’t know it 

cheeky lil thing 

sometimes he’s sassy, but most of the time he’s too busy being sweet to be witty 

maybe he’ll make a sarcastic joke that maybe sounds a little mean if you don’t realize its sarcasm so he’ll correct himself so he doesn’t accidentally offend you 

“it’s a joke! that was a joke, i’m sorry.” *puppy dog eyes*

“i know it’s a joke, michael. i get sarcasm, you don’t have to apologize.”

he’s the human embodiment of this emoji 🥺

he will 100% jam out to rock w you 

he loves anything you love 

drums and electric guitar? he’s down 

you both have a pretty similar style, so you literally combine your closets lol

michael wearing leggings hold on gimme a sec... 🥵

he LOOVES to cuddle 

he absolutely has a hand on you at all times 

when it comes time to go to sleep, he’s dashing over to the bed, hopping in eagerly

“someone’s excited.”

he just blushes bc he’s too shy to say he’s just that excited to hold you against him all night long 

his favorite ways to snuggle are either wrapping his arms around you and holding you like a teddy bear 

or 

being the little spoon bc he needs that security 

very soft wholesome bf i stan 

#michael langdon #ahs apocalypse #american horror story #pppsssyyyccchhhiiiccc ships #littledemondani

[airlock]

“and I sure am glad you did it fully armed, too! that could’ve put me in a pickle but it just got me out of one”

anyways, the boys are reunited!

Runan: What's going on, Holmes? That red dragon just now -- was that the Guardian Dragon Neuron? Why in the world is it here? Holmes: Gimme a minute, Runan. There's a certain somebody who's in much more shock than you.

oh, now he’s considerate

Holmes: Do you remember what happened to you? Katri: I... I was scared... I started running when the zombies found me, and I ended up in the swamps... The bad air got to me, and I could barely even breathe... Then, when I thought I was done for, I turned into a huge dragon... And then I... I panicked, and I killed all of the zombies that were after me.

“I thought I was done for, but then I turned into a huge dragon and killed all the zombies that were after me” is the mood for 2019 lads

specially if we’re ignoring the part where my flyers killed all of the zombies and all she did was like, half HP damage to a single one of them

Katri: But... But why?! Why did I turn into a dragon? Holmes: You must be descended from the holy bloodline of Yutona and Carluon. How old are you, Katri?

the fuck you looking at? keep scrolling

Holmes: That makes sense, then. According to the scriptures, the vessels of the Guardian Dragons begin to awaken at exactly fifteen years old. In a couple of years, you'll be able to control it, and then you'll be a real Shaman of Neuron. Katri: Shaman...? Holmes: That's what the legends call girls like you with the power of the Guardian Dragons.

well ain’t that convenient? exactly fifteen years old. presumably, when the zombies were bearing down her, we hit the second of her birth

get outta here with that weak shit, you know how many scalies would kill for a natural suit-

Holmes: Being Neuron is in your blood, but you should only be able to use your power while you've got that bracelet. Without it, you're basically an ordinary girl, give or take a few quirks. Enteh: You can't! You must keep it on at all times!

just let the scalies have what they want, entei

or are you just envious of lucario

Enteh: Not even you would be able to control Neuron's rage then. You might never be able to return to human form. If you want to remain who you are, you mustn't ever let go of the Ring of Salia! Runan: Enteh? You know about her condition? Enteh: Y-Yes, somewhat... I'll tell you about it some other time.

I mean, so did Holmes, but I don’t see you snatching his draconic wig, runan

that’s the pot with a friend who turned into a dragon calling the kettle with a friend who is going to turn into a dragon black

Holmes: Hey, Katri, stop crying already. You heard her, didn't you? 'Sides, you just need to keep yourself under control, and then you won't transform. Just keep that bracelet on at all times. That's easy enough, right? Katri: But Holmes... I'm terrified... Holmes: Stop worrying! You just have to let your body adjust, and then you'll be able to control it. Katri: But...

I said what what in the but holmes

I guess she can tell that ain’t no writer going to expose on a pitfall like that and then not use it, unlike our dumber friend there

Holmes: You got that, Katri? Katri: Holmes...

if the requirement for something not happening to her is trusting Holmes then I guess she’s screwed huh

oh, what’s the big rush, old guy, Codha’s aura outsmarting you from afar?

Runan: Right. Thank you, Eugen. Will you be staying here on Isura, Holmes? Holmes: Nah, I think everyone's sick of this place, especially after that zombie fiasco... We'll be setting sail soon enough. Runan: Continuing on your quest for historical artifacts and such? Holmes: Naturally. Traveling around the world and collecting ancient treasures, relics, legends... That's always been my dream. I'll try to keep in touch, Runan. If ee find something that could be useful to you, we'll be sure to send it your way. Runan: Thank you, Holmes. For all you've done for us. Holmes: Hey, don't worry about it! Just remember to treat me nicely once you become Duke of Razelia. If you ever need anything, don't hesitate to ask! That's what friends are for, after all.

I mean it sounds a good bit like we’re even here but I guess Runan is just that polite, huh

and Holmes is shamelessly making connections-

sibling reunion! it’s not much interesting, although there’s the tidbit that their dad didn’t want Julia taking off -- what with Shigen already out -- but she did it anyway

and goodnight, sweet jagen!

and that’s where you die, I presume

at least not-Ishtar won’t be waiting for too long, huh?

Holmes: We're gonna clear out the goons in the area before following you to the mainland. Most of the local troops are going with you, so you can bet that every bandit from Taurus to Isura will have their eyes set on Wellt. Runan: I never knew you to be such a softie, Holmes. Holmes: Nah, you've got it all wrong. What we're after is their treasure.

drag him, runan! tell him his heart is soft and full of love! what did you learn Adept for huh?

Holmes: You know that the Empire's army will be much better trained than Codha's pushovers. If you've got any fighters that are too green to be of any use, why don't you leave them with us for a while? We've got the luxury of picking our opponents, and we'll be fighting a bunch of untrained pirates and such. I think it'd be great training for fresh recruits. I promise that when we get 'em back to you, they'll be in tip-top shape and ready for real battles. The only problem is, since the mainland's at war right now, I don't really know when that'll be. Come to think of it, it'll probably be several months before we cross paths again...

right, so I don’t necessarily trust that this cocky fellow’s route will necessarily be such a walk in the park for wimpier units, but at least, at face value, this is a really cool concept. splitting the party so that you have the right people in the right place! that’d be a splendid way of giving everyone in a large cast some use

... ech, did I just describe Radiant Dawn? okay, fair enough, but that was a pretty weak implementation of that concept. let’s see if Kaga not only did it first, but also better!

don’t tell me what to do, busboy

well, we have control back, so first of all, let’s have a look at Holmes as a unit! Shigen doesn’t seem to be with us yet, although I presume he’ll be on Holmes’s tail as soon as we all depart our respective routes

this walrus is not bad at all! and he comes with a long boi, too; someone, maybe him or maybe not him, will make good use of that

also he’s an archer with locktouch, eat your heart out niles, because kaga did it first

now, the moment I know about 3 out of the 6 of you have been waiting for! the pick of who goes to which route. I’ve been getting a lot of recs, suggestions and requests for this

... except, I’ve already made and finalized the choices by now, and when I did, I’d helpfully forgotten about every single one of those! so I’m still blind as ever, babey

but we’ll see who I punted where on our next segment; til then, don’t get sued, stay hype

#airlock gets sued by IS