Grima: Hey Eomer, your name is on next years list of hurricanes.
Eomer: Gods, what if it hits and we get a headline saying "Eomer causing large scale devastation."
Gamling: People won't equate you with a natural disaster, sire.
Grima: Really, Gamling? Because I’ve met people, and I have to say, most of them are fucking idiots.
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