Hiromu fought Rising Hayato from All Japan this week, and I just wanted to share a translation of their pre-match twitter conversation.
Hiromu:
"HAYATO-kun
Are you doing well? Are you smiling a lot?
As for me, I've been training at an altitude of 2300 meters in Mexico
So in other words, Hiromu-chan's power is now infinite
Let's make special summer memories together, just the two of us, okay?
HAYATO-kun slurp, gulp & mwa ๐"
Hayato:
"Hiromu-chan
I'm always smiling
An altitude of 2300 meters? Amazing
The already-strong Hiromu-chan must have become even stronger
Let's make unforgettable, wonderful summer memories together
I'll prepare myself for you with a strong flavor that normal people wouldn't be able to handle"
Hiromu:
"I'm happy you're smiling and doing well
Wowww~ an extra-strong flavored HAYATO-kun
I don't dislike that at all, in fact I love it
If you're delicious enough, maybe I'll treat you like takeout and take you home with me
On 9/3 at the Nagaoka Arena, we'll have even more fun ๐"
(note from me: "takeout" is slang in Japanese for picking someone up at a bar etc for a one night stand)
Hayato:
"Tomorrow I'll finally meet up with Hiromu-chan
I've been so looking forward to this
At ALL TOGETHER I wasn't able to quiet Hiromu-chan down but tomorrow I'll force him be quiet with my strong flavor"
"HAYATO-kun
Was I really that noisy? How embarrassing
But that noisiness has saved me in matches countless times
Tomorrow, I'll instruct you in the ways of my "aesthetic of noisiness"
I don't think flavorful HAYATO-kun will be able to resist making noise along with me
HAYATO-kun slurp, gulp & goodnightmwwwahh ๐"
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