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SARAH!!!!! i am extremely dying rn so i'm sorry i'm late w this!! but please do josuke and okuyasu for the character thing, if you want to

RUTH!!!! oh my WORD I have missed you SO MUCH!! I hope you’re doing a little better, and that your exams this week went well! there’s only one left, you’ve got this bro! ;w;/

(sidenote: ngl seeing this in my inbox after this hell of a week made my heart go)

thank you for sending this bruv!! let’s mfin discuss the BEST boys!

(under the cut, lmk if it’s broken mobile gang!!)

we’re gonna start with the bambino… okuyasu \uwu/

sexuality headcanon: So I’ve always considered oku bi, but i’ve seen a lot of really valid takes going around lately so! i’m really cool with anything for him ^w^ imo oku finds all types of people pretty, but at the end of the day it really doesn’t matter bc josuke is always prettier :V

otp: i actually think it’s illegal to say anything but the Josuyasu Duo

brotp: oh wORM…of course him and josuke are best friends, but also. him and koichi are SO good. it’s been months since i’ve seen diu so I don’t remember everything really clearly anymore, but one scene in particular than i’ll always adore w them is when they’re tryna make yukako think koichi sucks + oku just keeps firing off all this stuff while koichi’s like nOoOoO.. good times lmao. him + tonio are really good pals too, and while we don’t see as many scenes w him and jotaro in comparison to jotaro and josuke/koichi, I like their dynamic a lot too. Okuyasu is such an amicable dude yk? ;w;

notp: i have yet to encounter any oku ships beyond josuyasu and truly my brain is too exhausted to even consider anything else rn >u

first headcanon that pops into my head: this is like hands mfin DOWN my favorite question on this meme!! yet again, this headcanon ties in to the sda.. sorry if y’all are over that. ;w; anyhow, thanks to kak including paintings + descriptions of stand-created landmarks (read: those little commercial break cards) in his collection for the city’s anniversary, trattorio trussardi becomes insanely popular with tourists and whatnot after diu. Oku starts working there bc he loves Tonio a whole lot and wants to help out. this leads to him becoming a chef, and bro he’s really good at it! :3

one way in which I relate to this character: he really owns that he’s Stupide, but does his best anyhow. oku and i are bröthers in this regard.. (there are better + deeper things i could say but i am too exhausted to word it rn ;w;)

thing that gives me second hand embarrassment about this character: THE BALL OF S K I N … i am still not over that.. also the fact that he like Took ownership of the milf hunter thing. like imo people exaggerate that whole thing with kak + holly but okuyasu deadass is like Bro… Ur Mom? Hot u w u

but also, he’s just a first year in hs so like let him live and be a lil stupid it’s all good yo!cinnamon roll or problematic fave? okuyasu is THE epitome of cinnamon roll… like. he and speedwagon are fuckin fighting it out for who gets the cinnamon throne

+ now onto the pomp stomp Boy

sexuality headcanon: also bi! (what if i just projected myself onto my faves? inch resting…)

otp: josuyasu duooo! funny story re: this.. I noticed a trend with myself after SDC, in that i always always shipped the jobros together. anyhow i started diu waiting for the jobro to show themselves, and I thought it was Just gonna be koichi. and i was like.. no. i cannot ship them they r BROTHERS, fuggedaboutit! and then oku became a buddy and the trend was like: thought you could escape me u dumb bitch? try again next time uwu

brotp: as you could probably glean from my last answer, koichi!!! god they are such wonderful pals. I also enjoy his and jotaro’s friendship so much (the fucking rat-hunting ep… ugh their minds or lack thereof..) i also like to imagine that he and yukako bond a lot over hair maintenance later on! :3

notp: there are some. Bad. ships in the jjba fandom but truly I have never been as revolted as when i stumbled across untagged ship art of him + jotaro in his tag…like TRULY i fucking gagged. that’s like hands-down one of the worst things i’ve seen in this fandom :(

first headcanon that pops into my head: he is joseph’s GRANDSON and araki just conveniently killed + buried joseph’s son in the recesses of his mind :3c

I jest! It’s actually a longstanding hc of mine that he has lisa lisa’s eyes!

one way in which I relate to this character: i too would go broke for expensive clothes…. we r also comrades in our disdain for joseph joestar c:

thing that gives me second hand embarrassment about this character: that one time he chugged yuuya’s iv drip… still not over it lmao

cinnamon roll or problematic fave? everything josuke does is to a) honor his grandfather and b) protect his home! he’s such a good kid, and hands-down one of my favorite jojos. I wish we got ovas about what he + the duwang gang got up to after DIU.. :(

#best boys best boys #i don't think i'll ever get over how good diu was tbh #i miss the josuyasu duo So Much :(#ty again for the ask ruth!!! i've missed you so much! <3 #sriracha ask game #fullmetal-the-last-alchemist #long post

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