#Joshua won't stop mumbling yeet when applicable

[mishy-mashy]

Subaru got transported with modern-age knowledge that no one understands, like when he expected a cute magical summoning girl, Excalibur, a harem, general tropes, and Mario

But, imagine speaking like this THE WHOLE TIME, UNIRONICALLY

"Mood."

"☆Nothing in life matters!☆"

"I would have two nickels."

"Look. I enjoy getting dicked down as much as the next person-"

"YEET!!!!"

"Who are you wearing today?"

"Well, I've seen seven murders, and all of them were today."

"Well, boys. Looks like we've yeeed our last haw."

Doesn't even have to be phrases like that, it can literally just be references to stuff they cannot comprehend

*in tears and in need of tools* "I really need a Home Depot right now..."

"CATBOY, I CHOOSE YOU!!!"

"Ride 'em, cowboy!" *gets berated over somehow insulting a demi-human group*

"Julius, where is the bank? ... No, not a riverbank. A bank. For money. ... What do you mean, you don't know what that is?"

It doesn't even have to be Subaru, just anyone who happened to be transported in Subaru's place (or with him, depends on your fic/fantasy/idea)

It's just chaos, and

*concerned, confused noises from everyone*

No one understands what's being said, but they kinda grasp the feeling of it. Andthey'retooafraidtoaskanywayso-

#say something like this and Subaru feels like he just got punched in the soul #subaru *near tears*: I'm fine #wait thats just him the whole series #rezero #re zero #re:zero #my thoughts #at one point #crying as you hear Wilhelm van Astrea going- YOU. SHALL NOT. PASSSS!!!! #just one peaceful dinner please. thats all Julius hoped for in Priestella. #instead we got Heinkel bursting in #Joshua won't stop mumbling yeet when applicable #meanwhile the triplets are singing different verses of We Didn’t Start The Fire #Felt *sighing*: Really guys? Right in front of my salad? #julius: *just dissociates before reaching for the sake bottle* #julius juukulius #felt #natsuki subaru #ferris #felix argyle