#K.R. can't play Genshin

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I'm gonna chomp and bite I started Thinking About Kaeya again I'm

#K.R. shush #K.R. can't play Genshin #CHOMP BITE KILL MAIM SHAKE YELL

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Remembering my Genshin Faves on Thanksgiving just like last year like

#and then consequently remembering Kae's birthday here soon like 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰 #I cannot Believe. #K.R. shush #K.R. can't play Genshin #except I literally cannot I am 1) at work 2) Trying So Hard not to hard restart my gacha addiction #(I do. still play Dis. but it's just that one these days I can't be juggling More)

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"🎵 Happy birthday 🎶 to the most man in gacha! 🎵" I sing the entire time I open Genshin Impact to collect my daily gems and his birthday letter

"🎵 Happy birthday 🎶 to one Kaeya Alberich! 🎵" I continue as I zoom in on him and his idle coin flipping animation

Shortly thereafter I close the game instead of actually playing because I open tomorrow and am still fighting off this sinus fuckery.

#K.R. shush #K.R. can't play Genshin #I had a whole melody different from just ''happy birthday'' and everything which is why I'm cataloging this embarrassing moment #bc it was funny and this IS the Cringe Fandom Website #ice man take me by the hand

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Me at any given time: yeah, I'm not really into Genshin for countless reasons, I dunno--

Literally anything new surrounding Kaeya and/or Albedo: !

Me: HELLO? HELLO? HELLO?

#I am NOT immune to whatever's happening w/Khaenriah. is the thing. #K.R. shush #K.R. can't play Genshin

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I'm not sure I'll have the patience to run through the new event in Genshin (✌😔) so I just looked into what's happened and MAN. ALBEDOOOO.

#SHORT KING. LOVE YOU. #K.R. shush #K.R. can't play Genshin #I mean I COULD. but I'm not. #i s2g I love talking abt this game more than trying to get myself to play it even tho the gameplay's fine pfhdhfh

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I DID it. I’m DONE, looking at the Genshin OCs I compelled myself to draw out.

In order of top left to bottom right: Sigmarr, Cress, Jingyi, Reza

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#yes I could have mimicked the like profile/icon images Genshin usually gives characters no I did NOT remember that #until making this post and so spent another hour thinking what each of the bg shapes were. #ANYWAYS #K.R. doodles things #Cress Reynard #OC Jingyi #OC Reza #OC Sigmarr #in Actual order: cybernetic-ish bastard; exiled twink; merchant-appraiser w/no chill; tired ass catman #K.R. can't play Genshin #bro I haven't even done my Dailies today I should do that but instead I drew. OCs for the game. bc Of Course I Did. #Who do you take me for? Someone NOT capable at spinning OCs up at the drop of a hat?? psshhhh

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gonna throttle this new lil bastard whose design has haunted me so

the concept of making a fandom OC in Genshin was a mistake

#K.R. doodles things #K.R. doodles fanart #K.R. can't play Genshin #cryobaby #WHOOOOOO ARE YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

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Did not do good for much today lads, but I did play Genshin and get Venti on a mostly free roll, so woo? wooooooo

#mostly free bc i bought Welkin Moon on a whim again and then also did dailies #so Mostly free. #the algorithm finally felt guilty enough that i missed BOTH Xiao and Hu Tao that it gave me a functionally immortal lil bastard #k.r. shush #k.r. can't play Genshin

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in pulling in the gacha part of Genshin, I have not gotten a single 5-star character and instead just one (1) 5-star weapon, so who wants to sponsor the “get K.R. Venti before the banner ends” fund?

#K.R. Shush #K.R. can't play Genshin #honestly I think I want Diluc even more but there's no timer on that one. but like. still. #WHY the FUCK did I start playing a gacha game when I fucking need to SAVE money I'm suffering out here #absolute idiot hours #...what if I did pixel art commiss--

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Kaeya Genshin Impact, I,,,

#I'm fucking TRANSPARENT and PREDICTABLE. #you hand me a long haired boy with a deep plunge v neck and I will KISS-- #K.R. can't play Genshin #Lisa is also VERY Pretty I'm fucking Gay but GOD. Kaeya's WHOLE DESIGN is a personal CALLOUT

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It is... 3:30 AM. I... I played so much Genshin.

Whomst am I

#K.R. shush #K.R. can't play Genshin

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I tried getting Diluc from a wish and I got Jean instead 😔 But also 1) I needed another wind chara and 2) when I got Jean I got Lisa too, I cannot be mad at the wives arriving together on my wish

#K.R. Shush #K.R. can't play Genshin #I managed getting a 10-wish for free do not worry. #honestly I'm just glad to have gotten another new chara in some degree than ANOTHER copy

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YOU CAN LOWER YOUR WORLD LEVEL IN GENSHIN NOW?

Ah fuck ah shit goddamn I am BACK... IN IT. MY MISTAKES... MENDED... THERE ARE NEW MISTAKES TO MAKE... LIKE GETTING BACK INTO THIS FUCKIN... GACHA GAME.

#I can SURVIVE my own WORLD AGAIN THIS IS NOT! A! DRILL!!!! FUCK!!!!! #K.R. shush #K.R. can't play Genshin #EXCEPT NOW I CAN AGAIN... HOLDS HEAD IN HANDS...

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back on that Genshin Bullshit but: I only now got Kaeya to Friendship LVL 6 and FOLKS. I HAD HEARD ABT WHAT HAPPENED BUT ALSO TO ACTUALLY READ THE STORY YOU UNLOCK AT THAT LVL...

#I LOVE HHHHIIIIMMMMMMM!!!!!! #WE LOVE A FUCKING CONFLICTED AND ANTIHERO LIAR! JUST A BUNCH OF LIES IN A CORSET AND EYEPATCH #THIS BASTARD IS K.R. BAIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #K.R. can't play Genshin

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DILUC COME HOOOOOOMMMEEEE

#K.R. shush #K.R. can't play Genshin #i helped. get groceries. which i am more here today but not much. so i'm still #up in genshin depression grind. #Zhongli and Diluc better fucking come HOME 🔫👀

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while I’m Genshin-shitposting a lil actually,

#I got Childe and can legally shitpost abt him #K.R. shush #K.R. can't play Genshin #I'm not playing it *right* now but. ya know.