#LOOK AT ME: if we don't get boxer Colin in S3 i will riot

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Tired: Colin teaches Penelope how to fuck Wired: Colin teaches Penelope how to flirt Inspired: Colin teaches Penelope how to fIGHT

#bridgerton #polin #colin bridgerton #penelope featherington #bridgerton season 3 #look at me #LOOK AT ME: if we don't get boxer Colin in S3 i will riot #i will write so many posts and fanfics about it y'all will be beyond sick of me #(more than you already are i mean) #i need to see flashbacks of a teensy colin gleefully teaching daphne and eloise everything he learned from B + A #i need to see Colin telling Penelope that if a man is making her uncomfortable she should aim for his throat *(thank you red) #and then realizing she's too short #so she should punch them in the gut instead #those lessons damn well better include him cheering her on when she finally lands a hit on him #GIVE IT TO ME BTON!!!! #someone fucking hire me to write this season #i have IDEAS #also Colin has like. . .0 game #come on let's be real #i LOVE it about him #so so much #but the 'colin teaches penelope seduction' is the blind leading the blind #pen: i don't know how to find a husband #colin: i don't know to find a husband either