#MF LITERALLY FOLLOWED ME INTO THE BREAK ROOM TO BE LIKE 'hey we're cool right'

[dethbug]

does your mood ever just get completely ruined remembering every embarrassing thing youve ever said

#the amount of times ive made shit attempts at fitting in at work through the mutual teasing everyone does but like #going in way too hard and making everyone uncomfortable #i love when i do that #or when i say something really fucking stupid that makes me laugh but everyone just kinda looks around in silence #also another favorite of mine 💔 FUCK MAN #i know people joke abt being awkward and stuff but THIS AINT QUIRKY #THIS IS EMBARRASSING . AND JUST PLAIN AWFUL #like one time i was messing around and my boss was making jokes abt how hes my favorite or something #and said something abt getting a hug from me (not as creepy as im describing #i really just dont remember specifics) #and i deadass said 'i have never wanted to hug you a day in my life' AND EVERYONE WENT 😶 and i walked away BFJFJG #MF LITERALLY FOLLOWED ME INTO THE BREAK ROOM TO BE LIKE 'hey we're cool right' #LIKE BRO I DIDNT EVEN PICK UP ON HOW AWKWARD IT MADE EVERYONE FEEL UNTIL AFTER I WAS LIKE...YEAH DUDE I WAS TOTALLY JUST KIDDING.... #*painful realization of how unfunny it was to say that* #WHICH HONESTLY. unfair bc i can name a coworker specifically thats mean as shit on purpose as a joke and has made fun of me multiple times #LIKE HE SAYS HARSHER SHIT AND ITS LANDED IDK HOW THE FUCKER DOES IT 💔 #maybe i should just not try and joke like that #its just so bad idk how to relate to people or. be natural and just hang out #how tf do people just DO THAT. #anyway sorry for the huge rant i just needed to get it out of my system bc holy fuck man 😭 ITS SO BADDD #bug.txt