#She's probably pushing 8'ft tall and pure muscle with the most cliche rockstar fit imaginable

[the-nsr-family]

Anyways can I interest you in "I came up with a much more reckless Kul Fyra and I want to make a different time travel au"

#nsr #no straight roads #nsr au #no straight roads au #Mayday and Zuke get zapped into the past and as they're walking around #some creep tries to get at them #and Kul Fyra walks up like 'Excuse me. I believe that young lady told you to back the fuck off-' #and she proceeds to whallop said creep with her guitar and then helps May up like 'So anyways I go by my stagename a lot. I'm Kul Fyra.' #Meanwhile Mayday is like 'WTF WTF WTF HOW' #She's probably pushing 8'ft tall and pure muscle with the most cliche rockstar fit imaginable #her boots look like they could skewer a man if she tried hard enough #'You wanna meet my pathetic wet cat of a roadie? His name is Kliff-' #'HIS NAME IS FUCKING WHAT-' #She bites people for fun and nearly commits manslaughter on a basis #world's first asexual rockstar who has the guts to beat the shit out of anyone who makes advances on her #yeah she hooks up with people but for sex??? what kind of fool do you take her for. she will kiss you and hold your hand that is IT #She's gotten multiple police reports and is on record for telling an officer that she broke a man's leg because she was: #'Feeling a little silly' #she is autism unlimted. she's polyamorous. she's ace. she has random ppl in her house. she beats creeps up for fun #I'm attached to her sm