#WHY DO YOU OWN A DOG IF YOU DON'T WANT TO PLAY WITH THEMMMMM

[piplupod]

i feel like i'm an incredibly annoying person to have over at a house because if there is a pet in the house i will be paying way too much attention to them every time they are in the same room as me. i am unable to be normal about animals existing in the same space as me.

if you have a pet and i know about it, there will be at least 20% of my brain dedicated to thinking about how theres an animal on the property the entire time I am there.

if a cat walks in, i WILL look over at it for a few seconds and not pay any attention to a single thing anyone is saying. if a dog walks in, i WILL be trying to figure out if i can make friends with it in a way that doesn't make everyone roll their eyes at me.

#what growing up without a pet while desperately wanting a pet does to a man 😔😔😔 #I JUST LOVE ANIMALS AND I CANNOT EVER OWN ONE BECAUSE OF ALLERGIES #so i am trying to get my fix of being around an animal to make up for the huge gap in my soul sfjdsfjkl #i was meant to grow up on a farm surrounded by livestock and herding dogs i swear to god #i have farmers blood in my genetics in like three or four branches of my genetics #the other branch of genetics is the Metis and S.wampy Cree fdsjkl so idk much about the animal situation there #BUT OUGGHHHH every day i curse the allergies i have. luckily i'm not allergic to poodles but like... i cannot own one #in my current living situation. also financial situation fdsfjkl #and like... the chronic fatigue situation. SOBS. #i REALLY try to be normal about peoples pets when im over at other ppls houses (which is like. maaaybe once a year nowadays. so not often) #but oh my god the entire time i am just sitting there desperately wanting to make friends w their animal #esp when its a dog that doesn't get played with v often and Wants to play #i would play tug of war or fetch w your dog for hours i swear on my life i really would #and so many ppl are so annoyed w me for showing an interest in their animal 😭😭😭 #WHY DO YOU OWN A DOG IF YOU DON'T WANT TO PLAY WITH THEMMMMM #WHY DO YOU OWN A DOG IF YOU'RE NOT TAKING THEM OUT FOR WALKS AT LEAST ONCE A DAY #DOG OWNERS DRIVE ME UP A WALL. SO MANY ARE SO FUCKING NEGLECTFUL #GIVE ME YOUR DOGS AND I WILL TAKE CARE OF THEMMMM PLEASEEEEE #(obviously i know ppl might play w their dog when im not around lmao i KNOW that. but theres little tells oftentimes) #(just a certain attitude and behaviour they have toward their dog idk im like.... bro do u even LIKE your dog ????) #pippen needs 2nd breakfast