#Whump!Crack

[whumble-beeee]

Crack Prompt: Welcome to the Whumpee Store!

(aka totally not bbu what do you MEAN)

Whumpees stacked on shelves grocery store-style

Different aisles for different types of whumpee ("No ma'am, this is actually the conditioned aisle, the defiant aisle is on the other side of the store, aisle 9.")

Workers that are TOTALLY not whumpees themselves probably

Or maybe that teenager helping you really is just your average dead-eyed retail worker. Basically the same thing at this point anyway.

"Sir, that's the price for a fresh unaltered whumpee. You can mold them however you want."

"You want me to do YOUR JOB for you?! What kind of establishment is this?!"

On that note, whumpees made to order

You want a medium-sized defiant whumpee that'll start crying and freeze up the second you turn the lights off? Say less.

Tags on the more dainty and dewey-eyed whumpees that say "Torture with Care"

"Mx., you broke the warranty when you threw your whumpee down the stairs. The instructions clearly state they're meant for household chores only, you'll have to pay full price for a new one."

Whumpees in those sealed plastic action figure boxes, forced into a single pose for. however long it takes you to buy them please buy them they're begging you please PLEASE PLEASE THEY CAN'T TAKE--

Whumpees staring hopefully (or fearfully) at every potential customer that walks by.

BARTERING. RIGHT. IN. FRONT. OF. WHUMPEE.

Customers trying to get the conditioned whumpees to crack so they don't have to pay as much for them.

"I'm not sure this whumpee is trained as well as you say, I'm gonna need a demonstration"

Living weapon whumpees locked behind those stupid glass cabinets that you have to get a store attendant to unlock for you if you want to get at one

^Exotic/rare/expensive ones too

Thank you to all my friends on the Whump World server for all your suggestions and enabling me :) I probably have more too, but this was getting long lmao

@whumperofworlds | @randowhump | @kira-the-whump-enthusiast | @whumpninja

#whump #whump promt #crack whump #pet whump #does this count as pet whump? #idk lmao #whump humor #whump prompt

[whumpninja]

The whumpee

They destroyed their cage

Yes

YES

The whumpee is out

#I have had a lot of medication and I think I’m funny #whump #crack whump #jack be whumpy

[crabofthewoods]

currently thinking about a universe where having your own whumpee(s) is like. a widespread thing. and i want to dump my train of thought somewhere so here you go

stronger/more durable whumpees are worth more because they last longer — maybe they’re used as lab rats for whumper to test a new torture device or weapon

on the other side of the spectrum, weaker whumpees are worth less — maybe they’re usually bought in bulk

whumpees being bought and given to family members as gifts during the holidays (like a dog — pet whump possibilities??)

“buy one, get one free”

“handcuffs/weapon(s) not included”

online quizzes telling you what kind of whumpee would be best for you (again, like a dog)

immortal/super-powered whumpees being auctioned off (i have the mental image of whumpee being in a cage in front of a crowd like in that one jurassic park movie idk)

whumpers trading whumpees

whumpees being used as currency; whumpers exchanging whumpees for food/resources/weapons

whumpees being labeled as “new” or “used”

whumpers complaining to each other about how much weapons/handcuffs/etc cost now because of how many people are using them

#this post probably makes no sense #but oh well #whump #whump prompts #whump idea #whump prompt #whump tropes #whump community #whumpblr #whump scenario #whumpers #whumpees #whumper #whumpee #crack whump #<- kind of?? #thoughts of a crab

[abhainnwhump]

Just insert any context into this.

#whump #whumpblr #crack whump #whump meme #whump humor #defiant whumpee #possible pet whumpee? #this stupid idea wouldn't leave me alone

[redstainedsocks]

Getting wounded by an arrow is pretty funny when you think about it. Someone wants to stab you but from really far away

#silly stuff #stabbing mention #whump crack

[whumpshaped]

demon who cant make pacts because the legal stuff stresses them out so theyre just super broke and have zero souls

#whump #whump prompt #crack whump

[writinggremlin]

Lock your whumpee in the freezer. Whether it's on purpose or on accident, it doesn't matter.

Just shut the door on them and leave them for a little bit.

Whumpee gets the time-out freezer for their sins.

#whump #whumpblr #whumpee #whump prompt #whump prompts #whump ideas #whump idea #whump crack #crack whump #idk just something random that infiltrated my mind

[whumperofworlds]

A whump scene, but it's a musical.

Imagine Whumper singing about how they would torture Whumpee while Whumpee sits there, strapped to a chair, listening incredulously.

#been listening to a lot of game music with fanmade lyrics #whump #whump humor #crack whump #whump prompt #tied to a chair #torture mention

[whumblr]

Whumper: Nothing to worry about, dear. This is just a sleeping agent. You'll start to feel its effects within seconds--

Whumpee with insomnia: Oh thank fuck!

#whump prompt #crack whump #bonus: it doesnt work #whumpees imsomnia is stronger #also whumpee: once I get a full night's sleep it's over for you guys

[rainydaywhump]

Crack whump where caretaker gently lifts a sleeping whumpee and promptly drops them on accident because dear good lord, humans are heavy when they’re limp

#whump #crack whump #actually fighting to keep myself from turning everything i write into crack whump #it's a constant battle

[delicateprincepaper]

teddy bear whumpee. A whumpee whose sole function is as someone to cuddle with. Chained to the bed all the time. Given lessons on how to cuddle someone the best. Doing all they can to be the best because they don’t want to be the stress relief in ANOTHER way. They don’t want to be punching bag whumpee.

#Crack whump #cuddle whumpee #whump scenario #whump ideas #whump

[befuddled-calico-whump]

for added festivity, try hitting your whumpees with this

#i don't know why my Christmas lights came in this configuration #crack whump #whump meta #holiday whump

[loonybun]

whumper who literally just uses an immortal whumpee as an organ farm. like yes we love to see an entrepreneur on the black market! make those profits!

#whump community #whump #crack whump #ish #whumpblr #whump writing #whump prompt #sadistic whumper #medical whump #lab whump #immortal whumpee

[abhainnwhump]

#whump #whumpblr #living weapon #whump meme #crack whump #whump humor #conditioned whumpee #whumper is my intrusive thoughts at the moment #whump tropes

[bamber344]

don't tell me you're into whump if you don't know the REAL OG whumpee...

Singlehandedly got an entire generation of kids hooked on whump at an early age

#whump #whumpblr #whump meme #whump humor #crack whump #whump community

[whumpbees]

Whumper who's whumpees future self who came back to try and stop them from doing stupid things, but the only solution they can think of is to keep whumpee locked up

#whump #honey posts #whump prompt #whumpee #whumper #time travel #captive whumpee #crack idea #whump humor