#and then got like weirdly offended when i didn't react with immediate slavering lust

[wahbegan]

Note to aspiring horny women: If you do, in fact, want to see a dude’s cock,for some fuckin’ reason, literally just DM him and talk to him for like 5 minutes and he’ll let his guard down it’s not that complicated but just showing up out of nowhere with the opening line i’d like to see your cock, y’know, it’s like a guy showing up at your door holding a free pizza that you didn’t order, unless whoever’s house your at is veeeeeeeeery stupid, they’re gonna think something’s wrong

#you know i hate to bring gender politics into it but like #idk why i said that i obviously don't #anyway #men sending this shit outta nowhere is one thing but we all know damn well women ain't wired like that #well #for the most part #there IS that one mystery woman who anonymously submitted underwear pics completely unprompted #and then got like weirdly offended when i didn't react with immediate slavering lust #but she's the exception not the rule that's happened to me once in a decade of this blog #and i'm not gonna stick my tantalizingly elusive and mysterious dick in the hornet's nest of why this is the way it is nature or nurture #blahblahblahblahblah #but the point is statistically women simply do not do that shit