#and then one day hes crammed into the back of vesemir's battered old pickup surrounded by wolf witchers

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Okay but

Modern Witchers who use an app to find and pick up contracts. Like Fiverr or Uber, but for monster hunters. Witchr.

#the witcher #jask gets used to hearing the witchr notification sound travelling with geralt #and then one day hes crammed into the back of vesemir's battered old pickup surrounded by wolf witchers #and in between the occasional witchr pings someones phone makes the grindr sound #and hes going fucking feral trying to figure out whose it was #vesemir is old enough to remember the pre-technology era and begrudgingly admits this is easier