#anyway i need to hide all the illegal shit so dylan doesnt snitch. his dad cant know we're cool

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i wonder if the cop father even knows who i am

#about me #this is about the child im babysitting #theyre my upstairs neighbors #ive seen the dad Once. i was in full goth attire and hosting a party. he looked terrified. i was also holding scissors. #his wife loves us #the kid is hilarious. #me and this family have a very strange relationship. his wife is fantastic and a gem. his kid likes to come bother our cats. #the dad may as well not exist. #the ghost of a cop. #mentioned but never present #which is ideal tbh hello mister cop man please fuck right off #anyway i need to hide all the illegal shit so dylan doesnt snitch. his dad cant know we're cool