#anyway if i was going to cook an animal with hair (feathers are hair) i'd skin it way before i got to boiling water lmao

[jjsanguine]

Ye Chan, upon accidentally pouring water all over the mysterious stranger whose car he helped unstick yesterday: what on earth

Seon Yul, sopping with both sweat and what is probably like mop bucket water, seeing the weirdo who refused to accept compensation for helping unstick his car apparently about to boil his grandfather's beloved dog: what the fuck

#this is a meet cute in terms of the textbook definition but a meet ugly in terms of horrible first + second impressions all round #i knew he wasn't planning on eating the dog not just cause people're squeamish about eating dogs or other animals common as household pets #even though that makes no sense if you eat other meat. meat is meat we just don't tend to farm carnivorous animals for efficiency reasons #anyway if i was going to cook an animal with hair (feathers are hair) i'd skin it way before i got to boiling water lmao #love tractor #ye chan #seon yul #sun yul

[cas-rivaille]

Hello, there! I saw that your request were open and I couldn't stop myself so here I am (◕ᴗ◕✿)

First off: How are you? How is your day? Hope you're doing fine and if not, I'm sorry and I hope everything starts going according to your liking.

Second of all: I'd like to request a Obey me match up. I just love reading about them (≧▽≦)

You can call me Undertaker, I'm 19 and I use she/her pronouns. I've short dyed hair with an undercut, I'm tall(?) and chubby and I wear glasses. I'm an Aries, a Slytherin (yeah I don't know if this info can help you but I'll add it anyway) and my mbti personality is INTP-T.

I love animals, supernatural or not (Cerberus best boi), listening to music, watching anime, telling bad jokes (I can go from dad jokes to black humour in less than a minute) and sleeping.

I love food but I can't cook. (I mean- I'm not as bad as Solomon! My food is still edible and it doesn't taste that bad but I'm only able to prepare easy dishes without burning the kitchen down). This brings us to an important part of my personality: I'm stubborn as fuck and I can't say no to challenges. For example if the food I cook doesn't come out as I hope, or if I'm full but there's still food on my plate, I'll eat it anyway cause my mama didn't raise a coward or a quitter.

I've a good sense of preservation, I love analysing every situation I come across, but sometimes I'm impulsive and I don't think about the consequences. I've also anxiety and anger issues, but I act both like the mom friend and the clown of the group, meaning I can't fucking order something on my own but if one of my friends is too shy or anxious to do it for themselves I can order them the whole menu.

I also like staring at and holding weapons, because I enjoy the feeling of power they give me. I'm fascinated by poisons and I'd love to study potions and spells. Furthermore I may be slightly greedy with what belongs to me... And even though my self-esteem is a negative number, if Lucifer would start treating me like an inferior being, I'd start looking at him like HE is the inferior one... Because it pisses me off and I don't care how powerful he is : I'd still kick his feathered ass anytime.

I don't want to bother you any longer but if I did anything wrong or you just don't feel like answering, please fell free to ignore this! Remember to Drink water and take care of yourself! 💕

Have a great day!

HELLO UNDERTAKER !! you're so sweet omg🥺 my day has been going pretty okay and i hope yours is too !! and don't worry i drink lots of water (mostly bc i pass out if i don't lol) and don't worry about bothering me i love requests !!

so i went back and fourth a few times on this,, but i match you with... BEEL

beel is baby boy we love him pls he's such a bean.

so i chose him for a few reasons;

you used the example that you can order your friends food but not yourself, and that fits SO WELL with beel. i mean we know he would eat anything but on the off chance it was something he wouldn't eat, you would be the FIRST PERSON he'd ask for help w his order

mmm getting to watch him workout after you two go for dinner or smth

beel l o v e s your curves tho like he thinks your SO ADORABLE and constantly will boost your confidence he literally loves everything about your physical appearance and will def ask to see what you look like without your glasses

he loves how into potions/weapons/spells/magic you are like. he's fascinated by your fascination and will listen to you for hours before even getting hungry. listening to you is one of the only things that helps him forget how hungry he is

he loves how stubborn you are he thinks it's so cute, it's also a good contrast to beel who is a cinnamon roll who will go along with most things

you may not be the best cook, but it doesn't stop him from loving whatever you make him the most. you could probably make an equivalent to solomons cooking and he would eat it and think it tastes great

naps with him are a MUST. he used to nap with belphie but now he naps with you and the cuddles in his arms MMM.

he loves your jokes like please you make him laugh so much

you love animals, which is AMAZING because beel is basically a puppy and loves head pats, but he also thinks it's really admirable that you can get along with cerberus

all in all he is your teddy bear protector who loves you endlessly please cuddle with him <3

I HOPE YOU HAD A GOOD MORNING/DAY/EVENING/NIGHT DRINK SOME WATER TOO AND ILYSM THANK YOU FOR THE REQUEST !!

- cas :)

#obey me #obey me hc #obey me headcanons #obey me matchups #obey me beel #omswd beel #omswd #YOURE SO NICE PLS #I HOPE I DID A GOOD JOB