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#at least the porterxjace shippers have the sense not to act like they're good people
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I'm sorry you sent your grandmother to kill me and the entire school so you can win student body president cause you hate me so much. Can we still be friends?
Apparently how some people wanted the bks to react???
Yeah I know you did your weird cult shit to my house and tried to use it to send our entire town to hell but have you considered being less evil?
Yes you murdered several other students for getting in the way of your plans, but maybe be more chill?
Also, the people freaking out about Ruben getting sent to hell apparently forgot that the bottomless pit is basically just a really hot recording studio right now? Truly torture/s
Also if you're afraid of never seeing them again, we regularly visit hell to check in on Fabian's dad and Kalvaxus, relax.
Please go play a ttrpg or a board game with role-playing elements and try being this precious about the villains. The other players will laugh in your face and probablyjust kill them on their turn.
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