#aww youre hungry? yeah? here's 5 restaurants with the same menu that charge $40 for a burger. also they're all packed constantly

[swordswaltz]

as someone whose home airport was newark for 11 years, seeing everyone universally shit on newark is so vindicating. charlie slimecicle made a joke about newark being awful recently and i out loud cheered

#welcome to newark airport here's some trash. your license will not scan right at the tsa station and they will hate you #what are the rules regarding keeping your laptop in your bag? who knows! fuck you. it's changed 3 times since the last time you were here #aww youre hungry? yeah? here's 5 restaurants with the same menu that charge $40 for a burger. also they're all packed constantly #aw you have dietary restrictions? eat some fucking chips and soggy apples like a RAT. FUCK you. #you think people walking should have the right of way in the airport designed for walking across? what are you stupid? #if you don't get out of the way of one of those vehicles transporting people barreling down the aisle you will be run over #every seat at every gate is peeling. if you sit on them an older italian man will stare at you judgmentally #have a shit day