#bonus; azul's stepdad is your lawyer [yes i know he's a divorce lawyer but let me have this]

[da-birb-writes-sometimes]

In light of Father's Day...

Yuu: Happy Father's Day *hands Crowley an envelope*

Crowley: Oh, Prefect! You see me as a father-figure and got me a gift! You shouldn't have- *opens the envelope and stares at it* This is a restraining order?! AND YOU'RE SUING ME?!

Yuu: Exactly, see you in court, bitch.

. . . meanwhile . . .

Crewel: I got those adoption papers you handed in with your last exam.

Yuu: And? *hopeful look*

Crewel: Welcome to the family. *small smile* Also, how did Crowley take the restraining papers and the su-

Crowley: *loud sobbing in the distance*

Crewel: Nevermind then-

#twst #twisted wonderland #dire crowley #divus crewel #twst yuu #twst shitpost #i want to hand crowley a damn restraining order and sue him for all the bs he pulls #bonus; azul's stepdad is your lawyer [yes i know he's a divorce lawyer but let me have this] #the best dad of twst award goes to trein though [sorry lilia you nearly dropped silver way too often as a kid] #breaking news; dire crowley headmage of night raven college was sued for child endangerment get the full scoop at [redacted]! #i honestly forget about father's day every year but i guess i can give people this #twst drabble