#but yeah no there's no saving this affairs trend it just doesn't get unsexier than that

[the-unconquered-queen]

If you think about it, the eras of PB’s obsessions form a pretty linear timeline of a shitty relationship. Hear me out: first came the barrage of wedding books, then it was the pregnancies and parenthood, but now they’re tired of the picturesque shit so we’re on to the affairs and homewrecking. At this rate we’ll be playing divorcees or widowers by next year.

#playchoices #and all the eras sucked because they didn't execute them right #I mean not the affairs there's just no doing that right but- #I think most of us have at least one series we'd like to see a wedding for—PB just chose the worst books to give wedding books to #and then paywalled the crap out of everything wedding-related #the pregnancy trend could have been improved if (in Baby Bump's case) they'd stuck to established pairings #instead of introducing that plotline through a new cast we had no reason to care about #and in TRH's case if they hadn't dragged it out in the worst possible way with the dumbest plots known to man (TRH had potential imo) #but yeah no there's no saving this affairs trend it just doesn't get unsexier than that #PB staff I'm begging y'all to go to couples' counseling with your SOs cause seriously it's getting concerning