#disclaimer female dwarves can and do have big full beards and I'll fight a bitch about that

[batsarebetterthanpeople]

Anyway since I'm hobbit posting on this blessed day.

They're T4T.

#kili x tauriel #kili's baby ass beard? please they haven't invented synthetic testosterone yet #He's folically challenged for a dwarf and I will be using peter jackson's annoying stylistic decisions against him #disclaimer female dwarves can and do have big full beards and I'll fight a bitch about that #but I estimate that testosterone does make you grow more hair unless you're an elf and therefore our baby boy is trans #I don't have any evidence for Tauriel #I just know #I simply understand #the hobbit