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Game Recap || Dani/Santana/Sugar/Dave/Kurt

Who: Dave, Dani, Kurt, Sugar, Santana

What: Just another round. Kurt gets introduced and has sex with Scarlet Johnason, while everyone decides to give each other various diseases.

When: Friday Night

Where: Various Houses.

#Dani has joined the game! #Kurt has joined the game! #Sugar has joined the game! #Dave has joined the game! #Kurt] says: I'll be ready in a second. Sorry. [#Sugar] says: i swear on my new louis vuitton pumps i will win this round #Santana] says: Sup bitches, I'm ready to win again [#Dave] says: Heard that someone was talking shit about me. [#Santana] says: Who said that? [#Sugar] says: OR HE WAS SPYING [#Dani] says: I might have told him you were glad he wasn't playing? [#Santana] says: Babeeee [#Dave] says: Nah, I had stuff to do, couldn't have spied. [#Dani] says: Sorry San [#Santana] says: You weren't supposed to do that [#Santana] says: It's fine [#Santana] says: Watch, Dave is gonna get AIDS his first turn... again [#Sugar] says: Most likely. [#Kurt] says: I'm here. [#Kurt] says: Wait, what? Oh my god. [#Santana] says: Hey Kurty [#Kurt] says: Hi Santana. [#Santana] says: Ready for some crazy? [#Sugar] says: And I'm the only single one here. -_- cool. [#Santana] says: Because this shit be cray [#Dave] says: I will NOT get Aids [#Kurt] says: Sure! Show me this crazy. [#Kurt] says: And I hope not, David? [#Sugar] says: lets do this [#Sugar] says: I WILL WIN THIS TIME

Jukebox: Beethoven - 5th Symphony

[#Santana] became an Assassin. [#Dani] says: Maybe I wont be a million people behind this time .[#Dani] became a Saboteur. Assassin [#Santana] says: Aw babe

[#Kurt] became an Alchemist. [#Sugar] says: at least i'm not going last [#Dave] says: See I tend to have a habit of getting aids every game? [#Sugar] became a Sorceress. [#Dave] became an Assassin. Assassin [#Dave] says: I figure Santana can't be the only assassin Assassin [#Santana] says: Damn you Dave, taking my job again Alchemist [#Kurt] says: I have no idea what this is. Assassin [#Dave] says: This is what I have been disappearing at night to play for the last couple of days.Nothing really happened. Alchemist [#Kurt] says: So that's what you're up to in the office? I see. !Assassin [#Dave] says: It might be?

Saboteur [#Dani] says: Who chose this song? Assassin [#Santana] says: Sorry, I did Saboteur [#Dani] says: I mean classical is always lovely, just very long Assassin [#Santana] says: It's soothing Saboteur [#Dani] says: It is! And supposedly good for the baby?  Assassin [#Santana] says: Yeah, exactly! Alchemist [#Kurt] stood at a crossroads.Alchemist [#Kurt] was redirected to the brothel. Alchemist [#Kurt] had sex all night long and moved forward 18 spaces!

Assassin [#Dave] says: ..... Alchemist [#Kurt] says: Well. That got me ahead. Alchemist [#Kurt] says: Get it? Alchemist [#Kurt] says: Hahahahahahaha!! Assassin [#Dave] says: ...Kurt. .Alchemist [#Kurt] says: I'm laughing too hard. Can't hear you, Dave.

[#Santana] shot Alchemist [#Kurt] 5 spaces back with an arrow up the butt!Assassin [#Santana] rolled 6. Alchemist [#Kurt] says: That's rude, Santana. Alchemist [#Kurt] says: What's it with you people and hitting me with arrows up my butt? Assassin [#Dave] says: I mean you do have a great butt.... Sorceress [#Sugar] says: are you really that mad? Assassin [#Santana] says: Oh, andbecause you'reon the lead Kurt Alchemist [#Kurt] says: Thank you Dave.. Alchemist [#Kurt] says: So? Gr.

.Saboteur [#Dani] says: Oh hey, Santana you're ontop of me ;) Sorceress [#Sugar] says: get a room Assassin [#Santana] says: Fuck you Sugar Sorceress [#Sugar] says: bite me santana Assassin [#Santana] says: We will, thank you ;) Assassin [#Santana] says: Ew no Sorceress [#Sugar] says: :P . Saboteur [#Dani] says: I mean there is always after this game? ;)  Assassin [#Santana] says: Of course there is babe

[#Dave] chooses a Unicorn Power!Assassin [#Dave] GOT RICK ROLLED!

Sorceress [#Sugar] says: HAHA Assassin [#Santana] shot Sorceress [#Sugar] 5 spaces back with an arrow up the butt! Sorceress [#Sugar] says: rude

Assassin [#Dave] shot Sorceress [#Sugar] 5 spaces back with an arrow up the butt!Assassin [#Dave] tried to assassinate Sorceress [#Sugar]. Sorceress [#Sugar] got incapacitated. Sorceress [#Sugar] says: EXCUSE ME Sorceress [#Sugar] used Flash to teleport 4 spaces forward, away from Assassin [#Dave].  Alchemist [#Kurt] says: Did you just try to murder Sugar? Alchemist [#Kurt] says: Because you were ahead sugar. Alchemist [#Kurt] says: And damn it, Dave. You gave me herpes. Assassin [#Dave] had fun with some cowboys. Sorceress [#Sugar] says: Dave just had some fun Sorceress [#Sugar] says: Damn Assassin [#Dave] says: Wait...how did I give you Herpes?! Alchemist [#Kurt] says: Who has herpes besides me? Alchemist [#Kurt] says: I thought it was you! Assassin [#Dave] says: I don't think I've had herpes this whole time Kurt... Assassin [#Dave] says: so now you're sleeping with other people huh. I see how it is Alchemist [#Kurt] says: I..no! Assassin [#Dave] says: I mean i just slept with a cowboy I can't say shit Alchemist [#Kurt] says: Exactly.

Alchemist [#Kurt]'s diss card knocked Saboteur [#Dani] back 11 spaces. Saboteur [#Dani] says: WHY

Assassin [#Santana] says: Babe! Saboteur [#Dani] says: Yes?S Assassin [#Santana] says: I CAN SEE PRETTY COLORS Saboteur [#Dani] says: .......you got high again didn't you? Sorceress [#Sugar] got launched out of the Pyramid.Assassin [#Santana] couldn't shoot Sorceress [#Sugar]: too close. Alchemist [#Kurt] used his Concoct skill to concoct a Flask of Mojo. Alchemist [#Kurt] drank some Mojo and feels sexual! Saboteur [#Dani] sent her Crabs after Alchemist [#Kurt]. Alchemist [#Kurt] got infected with Crabs. Alchemist [#Kurt] says: Oh my god. Dani. Seriously?! Alchemist [#Kurt] says: I just "got sexual"! Saboteur [#Dani] says: That was a thank you for earlier :) Assassin [#Dave] got infected with Syphilis. Assassin [#Dave] says: SHIT Alchemist [#Kurt] says: At least both of mine are manageable. Sorry, Dave. Assassin [#Dave] says: Its okay, I'm going to go to church

Saboteur [#Dani] made the U.N. angry. Sorceress [#Sugar] says: uuugh Saboteur [#Dani] says: whoops? Assassin [#Santana] says: Ima get Dave and Sugar high again too Assassin [#Dave] says: How exactly do you plan on getting us high when i'm all the way back here Assassin [#Dave] was cured of all diseases at the Church. (Syphilis) Assassin [#Santana] says: I'm awesome? Yeah, dude... Assassin [#Dave] says: There its gone

Alchemist [#Kurt] had Mojo and had sex with Scarlett Johansson in the Dark Room. Mucho Macho! Assassin [#Dave] says: Woah Assassin [#Santana] says: Duuuuuude! Kurty Macho Alchemist [#Kurt] says: Well. Okay. Assassin [#Dave] didn't get AIDS. Assassin [#Dave] says: At least i didn't get aids Macho Alchemist [#Kurt] says: That's okay. I had sex with Scarlett Johannsen. Assassin [#Dave] says: i mean most of your co-stars would be jealous

Saboteur [#Dani] got a free drink! Saboteur [#Dani] drank crazy juice! Saboteur [#Dani] is crazy. CRAZEH! Saboteur [#Dani] says: Wonkers! Saboteur [#Dani] says: Oink! Saboteur [#Dani] says: 4 8 15 16 23 42 Saboteur [#Dani] says: Is this over yet? Saboteur [#Dani] says: yay! Assassin [#Santana] says: Wait, what happened babe? Hehehehehehehehehe. Saboteur [#Dani] says: I went crazy :(A

Sorceress [#Sugar] says: i can't believe i'm doing as bad as kurt Assassin [#Santana] won the game! Macho Alchemist [#Kurt] says: You are! It's karma. Assassin [#Santana] says: Wuh... what? Aw no,babe Oooooh! Hehe!S aboteur[#Dani] says: :( Assassin [#Santana] says: Don't worry, It's okay

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