#give the bitch 20 years for being a sun (that's a narsty sunburn without protection) you get 21 as a supernova

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Space does some violent shit to your bones y'all, and this bastard has been in direct contact with that space for their entire life-

bestie has spaghetti for arms there is no way they don't have some bone problems

#dj subatomic supernova #djss #no straight roads #nsr #fanart #i suddenly remembered that being in space reduces your bones so i looked it up #apparently you lose 1-2% of your bone mass per MONTH and has been compared to osteoporosis #i know dj only spent maybe idk a day to a week (depending on how fast b2j canonically beat the nsrtists) #but bestie has been living life as some form of celestial object head for like 41 years that's more than a single month #give the bitch 20 years for being a sun (that's a narsty sunburn without protection) you get 21 as a supernova #and also a brief minute or less being a blackhole (seemingly temporary maybe the blackhole was small enough to collapse) #something something if spaghettification is a thing that nova has to deal with even BEFORE the b2j fight #their armbones are like probably very fragile #so i explored this with the ancient texts (old earlier internet memes) just to lighten the mood that surely just turned ice cold