#gotta go with the classic nautical monster i think

[jolteon-rph]

IN THE FIELD / YOUTUBE SENTENCE STARTERS .

Quotes & sentences taken from a random bundle of videos from the series of videos, In The Field, by Internet Historian. Feel free to change the sentences as you see fit.

TW: Mentions of murder, threats of violence, weapons.

“As someone who is completely normal and well-adjusted, I have thought about if you were to kill someone, like, what would be the best way to get away with it.”

“The best way to do it is to just find them in the street, fire two rounds, and just walk away, hood up. No fuss, no muss.”

“Let’s plan a murder.”

“If you’re Uber-ing to your murder, I think, like...”

“This is becoming so difficult.”

“It is impossible, _____. It cannot be done.”

“If aliens are real, that just completely changes the way everyone sees the world.”

“It’s not a weapon! It’s a medical analytical tool.”

“This is gross everytime!”

“I think a mace is good stuff.”

“I’m picking the sword and shield; it’s a classic for a reason.”

“I don’t think you’re blocking anything with that shield.”

“You can’t get my fingers, though. That’s cheating.”

“Yeah, that would fuck you up good.”

“JUMPSCARE!”

“Boo!”

“I don’t know if you want to talk about your phobias, because I kind of don’t...”

“I don’t like moths.”

“It’s not that I’m afraid of moths. It’s just, I know what they’re like.”

“Ohh! I’m terrified of... beautiful woman’s breasts!”

“Why are all ghosts, like, from the 1800s?”

“I’ve seen modern ghosts.”

“It’s funny, right?! It’s not just me!”

“Uh... I’ll come back later...”

“Some say it’s haunted!”

“Stop it, stop it, stop talking about the asbestos.”

“Do not open the door to the basement.”

“Excuse me? He~llo?”

“I had the worst night’s sleep. Zero stars.”

“Have you seen the Saw movies?”

“What’s my crime?”

“Why do they call it a firesale when they keep trying to put it out?”

“A GUN! Bang, bang bang bang!”

“I didn’t remember it being that ridiculous.”

“Keep looking in this direction.”

“This is funny, man. This is so stupid.”

“Did I tell you about the time I got pulled over for watching Futurama on the way home?”

“I was just kind of listening, I wasn’t watching-watching...”

“I get pulled over all the time, dude. My car is illegal as fuck.”

“It’s not even a scary experience anymore.”

“What can you offer us?”

“I’m sorry, did you say sticky gaming men?”

“Woah! This is a VERY cold hot tub.”

“Two million dollars... That’s a lot of paper.”

“I specialise in a very specific kind of security.”

“I’m ready. Jack me in.”

“That’s- That’s kinda- kinda gay.”

“Honestly... I think you might be right.”

“Oh, you IDIOT! You kept on your shoes?!”

“It’s such a strange thing to not offer to share.”

“Wuh? WUHH?”

“Have you got any weird travel or holiday stories?”

“You have to be dropped somewhere in the wilderness, you can’t pick a place with civilisation, and you gotta survive there for a week. Where do you go?”

“I’ve got a terrible sense of direction...”

“I haven’t told _____ where I’m going, or what I’m doing.”

“Hi. I’m a lost little boy.”

“That’s the exact excuse I’d use as well.”

“May I come in?”

“Don’t be bad to nature, or it’ll crush you with its big monkey paw!”

“We’re on a quest to kill all the whales.”

“If whales didn’t exist, they would be monsters.”

“It’s too big. It’s kinda rude.”

“Or... if we just... Kill them all...”

“I love this song! It’s region locked in my country.”

“I don’t know what I’m doing wrong.”

“Maybe I should open my mind up to dating a nautical creature.”

“Oh, _____, it’s so great to meet you! It’s such a pleasure to meet you! We have so much in common!”

“I’m gonna take my shallow hat off, and just be like... This could be useful.”

“Beggars can’t be choosers, though.”

“Aw, have you ever smelt a wet cat? That’s no good.”

“Cat or mermaid? What’s better?”

“Animal-human hybrids? Not for me.”

“I just have to come out... and show you...!”

“Wow... That’s a lot to take in...”

“You’d always have an ample supply of nuts, and that, is for me, a big bonus.”

“I could really go for some pecans right now...”

“Little flying rat boy!”

“You, sir! What do you do for work?”

“... And I think it’d go a little something like this!”

“Hey, sorry, I missed your call! What’s up?”

“... Why- Why are you talking like that? Yeah, it’s me? What’s up?”

“Shut the FUCK UP! SHUT THE FUCK UP!”

“All I remember is being up, then I remember being sideways.”

“You can die when you’re finished.”

“I’ve had enough of this guy!”

“Hey guys! Ever wonder if we’re all living in a cave?!”

“No... We’re not, man... this guy...”

“It’s a thing against hypocrisy.”

“That’s what I was missing.”

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[crusherthedoctor]

Out all the eggman boys he pilots for battle and what not like the egg dragoon or death egg robot, what are some of your favorites? And do you have any ideas you wish he would employ in the future?

It should be mentioned that, being the Eggman fanboy that I am, I love many of them, even the simplest or shittiest ones (ie: Egg Dealer), because the aesthetic of Eggman's style really appeals to me, and the way his machines can range from goofy to intimidating, or both simultaneously, can be seen as an extension of how versatile the doctor himself is.

Still, I do have my favourites. Most of them are the ones you'd expect, but here goes:

Well you gotta start with the classic, don't you? The first of Eggman's king-sized monuments to his own visage, and more than deserving of its iconic reputation.

This one's a fan favourite when it comes to his smaller scale Egg Mobile attachments, and it's easy to understand why. It's an undeniably brilliant design that doesn't have any obvious weaknesses for armchair intellectuals to point and go "Why does this video game boss have that? That's stupid, IQ of 300 my ass, I'm such a clever internet person, please give me all your praise".

The Death Egg Robot may be the one everyone knows, but the Great Eggman Robo is the one we all strive for. Both phases of the fight may be straightforward, but the scale of the behemoth cements the tense atmosphere, and it happens to be smack dab in the middle of arguably the greatest finale in a Sonic game, which is as wonderful as it is in part due to Eggman never, ever giving up.

A more unconventional choice here. There may not be much to these two fights in particular, but I just really like the general concept of Eggman taking ancient statues or other such structures, and weaponizing them. It's a nice spin on his usual motif of converting Mother Nature to his own preference, as well as defacing ancient histories and legacies for the sake of his own.

Both of Eggman's final mechs in SA1 are awesome. The Egg Viper is a really cool design and gave birth to a certain meme, and the Egg Walker marked the climax of one of Eggman's best moments and one of Tails' best moments.

Speaking of Egg Walkers, I like this one too. Yeah, it's no secret that I don't like how Eggman - the guy known for making all sorts of crazy crafts - is stuck in one tiny thing for a whole game's duration (even though I'm aware it's for gameplay's sake, but still), but on its own merits, the Walker itself is still cool in my book.

Putting them together because they're more or less the same mech. Nothing special here, I just think they're cool "modern" interpretations of the Death Egg Robot-style humanoid mech. And yes, I know Eggman technically didn't pilot the Egg Emperor in Heroes... but he did in Generations 3DS, so get it up yee.

Another one you knew was coming. Don't we all love the Egg Dragoon? So do Sonic Team, it seems. The Dragoon is one bad mothafucka, and the way Generations added to it by incoporating an Egg Viper tail and the Egg Wyvern's wings made it even more badass. Unleashed may not be one of my favourite games in the series, but I'm thankful that it gave me this winner right here.

These two don't really have much in common (aside from the colour blue), but I put them together because thanks for nothing, Tumblr image limits.

Anyway, I've always felt the Egg Wizard deserved more recognition. The design is interesting in itself and keeps to the nautical theming of Rush Adventure, but what REALLY makes it stand out is the way it uses the power of the Jeweled Scepter, and how we get to see some crazy magic that you don't often get from Eggman robots. Like giant dragon heads made of lava, for example. And the fight is plenty enjoyable too.

As for the Time Eater, it may not have gotten much if any story to its own nature, which is a shame, but at least we got a nice clockwork motif out of it, and the way it jitters gives the impression that it's trying desperately to fight back against Eggman's control, but can't. And speaking of, Eggman FINALLY controlling a monster successfully is worth celebrating... unless you forgot like Ian Flynn apparently did, since Worlds Collide claimed he lost control of it. Typical Flynnanigans, eh?

I'm absolutely in love with the idea of Eggman being crafty enough to store a second mech inside the first one in the event of the latter's defeat. It's the perfect way to cap off Eggman's consistent display of brilliance and foresight in Forces. The designs themselves are pretty sweet, with the first one taking cues from Alfred Molina Dr. Octopus, and the second one being an eerie mess of wires and tentacles, as if it were the "heart" of the first mech. And say what you want about the so-so execution of the fight itself, but the sound design that went into it is seriously overlooked.

Just a shame they're collectively known as just Death Egg Robot, seeing how they don't have anything in common with the actual Death Egg Robot. Neither of them are even fought aboard the Death Egg. They deserve a more unique name IMO, but ah well.

Other examples I really like but couldn't use images for because of Tumblr being Tumblr:

- The Final Zone/Egg Pistons from Sonic 1, cause even though it may be smaller scale than the Death Egg Robot, I like the unique scenario of the room itself being your opponent. The final bosses of Sonic 1 and 2 on Master System have a similar appeal.

- Brass Eggman from the 2013 Sonic 2, because weaponizing an organ of all things is perfect for a man of Eggman's pride and swagger.

- The Egg Totem from Advance 2. No special reason for this one, I just like the simple yet effective design.

- The Gachapandora from Mania, because it's a great way to pay tribute to some older Eggman contraptions, and it suits his manchild personality to a tee.

- The Phantom Egg from Mania (again), because even though it looks like a romper suit mixed with a Pokeball, I really dig the concept of Eggman using a suit of robo-armor to go mano a mano, which this boss comes close to doing, if not entirely.

- The Klepto Mobile from Mania (three time's the charm), because a literal rush job still being able to go toe-to-toe with Phantom King is both incredible and hilarious at the same time. Even Eggman's shittiest efforts are his best! Is there no limit to this man's brilliance???

- Metal Robotnik/Black Eggman/Brak Eggman/Bruh Eggman from the OVA and Sonic Robo Blast 2. I don't know what the doc was thinking when he decided to give a robot based on himself some dragon wings and a spiked mohawk, but I'm glad he went through with it. The final fight with Metal Sonic may be the one everyone talks about (understandably so, it's an awesome scene), but the battle with Bruh Eggman is great too.

- The Eggpod from the movie. As far as translating the doctor's style into live action goes, it's a worthy first attempt, and it's understandable that they didn't go for something bigger since they probably want to save that for the sequel, so as to organically raise the stakes (wink wink, nudge nudge). It also reminds me of the Egg Hornet from SA1. I don't know if that was intentional, but it's something I appreciate all the same.

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