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Dark Angel Reaction: Red

Jezebel (@typicalopposite) reacts [with occasional asides by Wench (@scripted-downfall)]

NO MONOLOGUE 😱😱😱

[“We stole that power first! It’s ours!” So she was ranting about this in s1 even before she was ranting about this (re. Alec) in s2, I see]

*sigh* so bitchy. So hot. S’not fair

I’ll live in an abandoned building for that tub *sigh*

Togan! 😁

How did you know that? Some good ears [The water was splashing pretty loudly tbf] True ☠️

[Max prioritizing herself over the greater good again] Does she ever not tho? [True! Also, it might be fine if she didn't then act like she was some paragon of virtue later]

Must be so dehumanizing for these poor men to be lifted like a rag doll by her

Sorry but. Buddy there was no blood. You’re just stupid

["I thought you were dead" Damn, this is the episode catchphrase, apparently alkdsjf] ☠️☠️☠️

[OH IT'S THIS ONE! Get ready to be annoyed]

“Coulda been worse.” ☠️☠️☠️

“Here’s some spending money” ☠️☠️☠️ *sigh* Must be nice. She should respect the shit out of him

THEY GONNA HOOK UP!?!

Look here bitchy man

How boujie of him

Oh she kinky

BOUJIE

🥺🥺🥺

Money! 🤣🤣 Yeeep it’ll get you anything

Speaking of off the record… How’d you get this tape

Budddy that’s not healthyyyy! Stop watching yourself get shot

Nooooo Wot Is Happening How Even Did He get them in there [Magic]

MEN 😤 [Ma'am, you're married… I remind you that you got yourself hitched to one of them] He’s different (most days) ☠️ He’s the exception. But he still has his “men” moments

[OH MY GOD THERE WAS ONLY ONE BED] ☠️☠️☠️☠️ The one time it’s very much not welcome [Enemies to friends to lovers?] Does that happen?! [No aslkdfj]

“It’s all coming back to me now”... I got my ass kicked by a lady

[btw, her mission security is shit here]

This scene is giving me whiplash

Oh he has escapéd [laksdjflkajfd the accent is stunning] ☠️

Did she not think this would happen???? Dumbo. [Like I said, mission security sucks] ☠️☠️

[Okay, but her dealing with the guy extorting the working girls was, grudgingly, great]

You know when you got these scenarios where the persons life is in danger but they are stupid? [All too well] And keep running away? I don’t even feel bad when they ultimately get got

*sigh* she's showing off her Manticore stuff without call for it again ☠️☠️

“My wife” ☠️☠️

Buddy I’m sorry, but you do not have the right lifestyle to be reproducing [You're not wrong]

Cliche bad guy: has a kid so isn’t “so” bad 🙂🙃

Is he lying? I feel like he’s lying. And she’s just stupid. (Cause she gave the ol soft smile awww he’s a good dad face: Women… we got our flaws too) [I? Don't think so? I think that was genuine]

– – –

Okay… Midpoint *sigh* imma lil rusty. BUT. This fecking man (Bruno) is annoying af! *sigh* Like, Max is annoying. Logan is annoying sometimes. Hell, they all have their moments. But this man… Like, buddy is such a good father he HAS to call his daughter every night.. but can’t take the fact people are trying to kill him serious enough to stay put!?! And in all honesty I don’t have too much more. Other than Logan ridiculously torturing himself with reasons he hates the guy he wants max to save ☠️ nothing else has happened til now

– – –

[I maintain that Normal wears makeup] ☠️☠️☠️ I believe it

I LOVE HER! And him! [This watchthrough, I'm loving both Normal and OC even more than I did last time]

“Dumbo” [Look, is you!] Shush

WHY WOULD YOU GO SEE YOUR KID YOU IDIOTTTTTTTT?!?!?!?! LIKE?!?!?!?!

[Okay but that "yahoo" was adorable] I know but still [Shush]

Seeeeeeee [Shush. The yahoo was cute] And the gunman took a giant shit on the cuteness ☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️

Buh-ruh [OH SHIT THEM Rightttttt I remember this]

Ooooh ok fire knife makes sense now

Who is this guy? [idk but I remember liking him] Did I miss him coming up [Nah, I don't think we know him] Oh 🤣 He just randomly popped up. I was like….. who are you!?

Oooof I got caught up in the story 🤣🤣🤣 but how cliche: a bomb threat

Double-cross! Evil! Man! [Did I mention she's kinda dumb for stupidly flaunting her powers... this is why. People. Notice.] Yep

Welp if he dies… Won’t feel too bad (again)

[Hubris being her flaw again]

Nope not a lick of remorse… Ya deserved it buddy [This is fair, but the kid didn't] That’s true and that part sucks. But he could have got her killed getting what he wanted (to see her one more time) so imo she’s better off

Aaaaaack

[Another instance of Max being allowed to verbally express pain/discomfort while she didn't allow Alec the same season 2 courtesy... not that I'm bitter or anything] So what I’m hearing is alec becomes her (just better) she becomes zach and zach becomes the terminator [... That- Yeah, that's a pretty damn good description, tbh] ☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️

No end monologues… This ep was all kinda weird 🤣🤣🤣

– – –

Jezebel: This episode managed to piss me off in multiple ways… *sigh* Like, this time her bitchiness was deserved ‘cause Bruno was an idiot.

Wench: WAIT THAT'S A GOOD POINT! This is vaguely off-topic rn but! Take her bitchiness towards Bruno… Direct it towards Dean… Don’t change anything about her bitchiness and don’t change much of Dean's character… And you have her relationship with Alec.

Jezebel: So she’s just like that all the time. But for NO reason? *sigh* Hoooo boy

Wench: I mean. He's a bit trying at times, sure. But he doesn’t deserve her shit

Jezebel: Next seasons reactions are gonna be spicy

Wench: alskdfjla;skdjf I look forward to it

Jezebel: I think that’s all for endpoint tho. Again, this episode revolved around this one story line so much the cameos of the other characters could have been left out and it wouldn’t be noticed. They were just filler to make it longer lol

Wench: That's true. This is fair… Til next episode then!

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