#he recounts your encounters to Raphael while giggling excitedly over all that he's learning about you and Raphael's just like

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Michael trying to court MC but it just has the energy of a curious child poking a Weird Neat Thing He Found in the Bushes with a stick then jumping back when it moves

#he wants to get to know you but doesn’t know how to act so he just #prods you from a distance then fucks off the moment you start ‘getting feisty’ and asking questions #acts weird and puts you in Situations on purpose to study your reactions like a weird little creature #you call him out and he goes ‘🥺’ and scampers off like a wounded puppy #only to be right back on his shit again by next week #you regularly walk away from interactions with him like “what the FUCK was that” #he recounts your encounters to Raphael while giggling excitedly over all that he's learning about you and Raphael's just like #“this poor human must be so confused” #but if YOU approach HIM he's all like “ew what's wrong with you” as though he isn't being a little freak about your existence 24/7 #obey me michael #om michael #obey me headcanons