#i know my uncle wont make it

[fauvester]

little moshang fan kid <3

spoiled, aloof, a bit of a bitch, terminally 'weak constitution'-ed, lowkey lazy, prefers reading his dailies in the office and pretending to do paperwork to fighting

#svsss #moshang #he DOES grow up and becomes a respectable demon prince eventually. but hes a cold disinterested spoiled brat as a teen #shang qinghua rides his ass because he KNOWS that hes slacking on the paperwork that hes pretending to do #but unfortunately thats His Baby and he cant be TOO strict (this attitude not extended towards binghe... sad) #crawling out of mirrors like The Grunge to scare the transmigrated soul out of uncle sqq #he got his love of shiny shiny jangly accessories from aunt sha hualing #when he was a baby everyone in court was trying to poison him for political reasons #but didnt realize that since hes only half demon full demon poisons wont kill him #so for years moshang just thought their kid had like. horrible IBS. lack toast and tolerance that almost kills you #and even now as a young man hes like.... ah... sadly my body is too frail to go on ceremonial monster hunts with father.. #my greatest love language for a series..... making fankids #his fighting style is Very elegantly avoiding all attacks. poor MBJ like JUST STAND TALL AND TAKE A HIT LIKE A FUTURE DEMON KING #his poor firstborn son like Why would I do that. getting beaten up is very unpleasant. i would personally like to avoid that

[big-urchin-energy]

i think my life would be improved somewhat if i were not constantly embarrassed by everything ever for no reason

#i just want everyone to like me so badly all the time #it's like anxiety if instead of your brain telling you bad things are gonna happen it's your brain telling you that #everyone hates you specifically and thinks you specifically are weird and cringe and annoying #and if you try to show any form of vulnerability you may as well die #~ this brought to you by my uncle being accommodating to my shitty brain that wont allow me to make phone calls or text him or even really #speak to him even though he's one of my favourite relatives #when i'm doing a quiz i pretend not to know the answer to questions if i'm not 100% sure because i'd rather look ignorant than be wrong #maybe txt

[honeyboyfelix]

my dm asked me to guest in one of his other groups and im really excited but i only had like a week and its TOMORROW and im either 0planning or 100 percent planned kinda person with no inbetween so im just here like....stressed

#im also doing this to help a friend in the group out cause the poor guys dnd character cannot get a date in game #so its like extra stressing cause i fucking hate flirting even in a fake sense im so fucking terrible at it #like i just..... do not know how to flirt everyone ive ever dated has flirted w/ me first #i also have my other game tomorrow right before this one so its like i dont have time but i cant make my brain work it doesnt wanna plan #sam plays dnd #maybe it would help to talk about it to the void? you can send any thought if you read this i guess #im playing the mayor of a town currently being occupied by the army the players are a part of #(not my choice the dms) #my uncle is the regions ruler #i kinda want to play someone who is calm and intelligent and strategic #basically the goal is to get a political marriage to keep me as ruler of the town (and maybe even get higher up) #the dm also mentioned that there is a tarrasque under the city and i can try to lure the players there to kill them off but im like #i can either romance a pc or i can lure them to their death i cannot do both i know the dude wont go for that #so im throwing that detail out but its in the corner of my eye and its stressing me out anyway #maybe ill use it if im rejected? thats not a bad idea

[goldieclaws]

Small thing I've noticed and somehow missed lmao but when Grigori is talking to you after you beat him, he's (naturally) lying on the ground and is visibly weakened.

But when he gives you your heart back he fully straightens up like 'Yeah you beat me fair and square and really kicked my teeth in, but god dammit if I'm not going to face what happens next with dignity and grace'.

#When I was going through my screenshots for a side profile i noticed that so yeah! #me as I go into deep detail everything I know about Grigori and what I've researched: dragons have layers #goldie speaks #grigori #this is such a minor maybe silly thing to point out but i dont care he is cool and i love him :> #also you can really see how unique his face is in the second pic #plus I say '-and grace' bc he's polite and stays true to his word #and this is why when Grigori says he's gonna take me to didney worl he means it ghdkjgd #also i say this every time but his little speech when he gives you your heart back lives in my brain forever and ever #maybe I should make a drawing for it so I can print it out and hang it on my wall #he is truly THE coolest uncle of all time #(also correction i wont apologise for gushing on my own blog teehee~)

[bunnyb34r]

What's funny is that given the chance to go to like anime cons, I will GLADLY jump on the opportunity (as long as it's one day), but god forbid a friend spontaneously wants to go catch a movie

And at cons (when I used to go) I'm very extroverted and like a golden retriever I wanna meet and befriend EVERYBODY! but I wont go to family partys or work friends get togethers

#my thing is that if it's strangers ill never see again (or likely will never see again) im free to unmask and be ME so i act #genuinely and let myself live but i hesitate telling my extended family ANYTHING or do anything genuine (by that i mean #genuinely ME. im not like backhanded complimenting them sgdgdgg i only do that to Ryan bc i hate him and he wont #take the fucking hint) like i dont want them to know im bi even though 2 of my cousins are lesbians and one is married to a woman #(one if not both of them might be trans though but no ones come out) and like only my mom knows ab me being nonbinary (which she #doesnt really GET but thats okay shes like um as long as youre happy) and it's not even like theres any relatives left that would give me #shit if i came out but still... and like i struggle even letting them know how disabled i am despite us all having chronic illnesses #anyway id be mortified to see someone i know at a con not bc im embarrassed but bc i dont want them to know ME ME #my uncle did think my link cosplay that i made when i was 13 was really cool though sgdgdgd #one time [relative coworker] was telling our coworker ab Bean and how i make him outfits and i was standing there mortified sgdgdggdgd #Truly the mortifying ordeal of being known #marquilla

[bixiaoshi]

.

#i think my family is struggling w money and ugh i hate not veing avle to do stuff abt it #like yeah im looking for a job rn but it'll only be for like. 3 months max bc i dont want to work while studying #and ik they probably wont accept it lol #being* #and i hate it!!! i hate it sooo much bc i wish i could do stuff #and idk it makes me not want to try and take the translation masters after my final year bc ik it also costs money and idk if its also #covered by what i currently have to study in uni #and i know this is partially bc they have to pay for my mom's dad stuff. i resent that man soooo fucking bad #and he makes me resent my uncle bc he doesnt put one single peso like he just lives his life while my mom has to pay for him #i hope i get a job to have savings at least #jo.txt

[kirishwima]

hm. should i go ahead and Be An Asshole even at the expense of ruining family relations

#my aunt and uncle have come over #and my bitch of an aunt made some shitty comments about my nephew last time she was here #how he 'has a problem and u should get him checked out' in a real condesending way #and by god shes lucky i wasnt here #bc i would have thrown hands #my mom told me about it afterwords and i cussed her out like hell #and warned my mom next time i see her she will KNOW she fucked up #and lo and behold. shes here right now #im thinking..should i be an asshole straight out #or play cool until i can find a hole to throw her in #i wanna find a way to make her pay for looking down at my nephew #she is always trying to 'one up' everyone #and our family has been talking about how pretty my nephew is #and havent been paying mucb attention to her grandchild #so she keeps pitting the two babies against each other like...what the fick bro #theyre TWO YEARS OLD btw #so i wanna mock her so fucking bad i wanna drag her ass to the ground #ofc i wont bring the babies into this im an asshole but not that much #ok i think ill pay my dues and think of how i wanna drag her out for this #burrito talks #not fandom related #delete later

[vakta]

it's actually quite nice that my mom and sister aren't home. i mean it's quiet. peaceful. you know, now it's just me and my dad, and all the unfinished arguments of ours silently hanging in the air around us

#my mom and sister have been gone for 18 hours now #and we haven't argued with my dad yet so thats pretty cool #hopefully we wont argue in the next few days either #at least until monday when i will go and visit my uncle and aunt #my uncle invited me bc he knows we would argue if we spent too much time just the 2 of us together with my dad lmao #my uncle is a rly cool guy btw!! last time i seen him i was at a rly bad place mentally but he managed to make me laugh #i was reading the package of some vegan snack bar and it said 'vegan strawberry lavoured bar with cocoa flavoured coating' or sth #and he was like uhm they never say its actually strawberry they just say its strawberry flavoured #so it might just be some strawberry flavoured........... rock. #and he said it in such a funny way and i was so tired and had a migraine also and everything was just shit so i laughed a lot at this #that was june 7 which was more than a month ago now oh my god #summer goes so quickly :( #wow this turned into an uncle appreciation post from a complains abt my dad post lmao

[tinytveit]

bl the first tag if u dont wanna see this shit

#callie plays irl #yeah i wanna wish her a happy birthday when all shes done for the past week is guilt me and try to manipulate me for not wanting to go #she knows full well i dont look at dates. idk what fucking date it is. #then has the audacity last night to be like 'and u DIDNT EVEN KNOW it was my birthday tomorrow' like im autistic i dont fucking look at date #aside from the fact that i get hers and #my dads mixed up honestly. theyre two days apart like i get confused #but yeah. totally. i wanna be happy happy with her when shes treated me like a pos for the past week #and STILL has an attitude with me even when i went down earlier #she comes in the living room last night like 'well ur great aunt got u this its no use now but read the note' #like its been the entire week. and u let her believe up until earlier that day that i was going. like fam. thats not a me thing #'and ur great uncle whos in rehab wont know u wont be there when he gets back' ok but u literally want to move over so i'll be there soon #im not going 2 be all fucking lovey and happy birthday!! and shit if all youve done for the past week is make me feel like shit for #putting myself first. like fuck off honestly. #and this isnt a double standard. if i made some1 feel like shit i dont expect and fucking thing from them on my birthday. #its the fact that she even tried to pulll the 'im taking the cat with me' to manipulate me into going and when #it didnt fucking work that shit was dropped SO FAST. like. its so fucking blatant. #so no. im gonna sit here all day playing games. not getting shit from me until she fucking learns to not be a manipulative pos #tho its my mother and theres prolly a reason why my other siblings dont talk to her <3

[camptw1nk]

Oh but if i give kurt a cousin i have to consider.... the wider horton family

#i can not just give kurt a cousin and make her parents it wont work #i have to make kurts aunt/uncle and Then their daughter u know #it has to be a. i have to work my way to it. i have to work out the dynamic of a sibling #i cut that tag off early bc i had a Thought. originally i was thinking ab it being on his moms side but oh #oh kurts dad having a sibling. that sibling always being in the shadow of their olympic gold medalist (older?) brother #trying to. have a better kid than them. whatever that means #the outside pressure kurt faces vs what his cousin faces being compared to him #the. the way it should make her Hate him but some part of her is. shes very. #its complicated like she admires him bc she was Raised To but also sees herself as above him bc she Has To Be #but also they r friends and she wants to know him and befriend him #still a sunnyvaler but theres this distinct knowledge all thru both sunnyvale and shadyside that shes. different to him #hes a Horton (rich heavy weight to the name special kid) and shes a horton (happens to have the same name. not an authority or threat) #or even a different last name or hyphenated #different last name but with horton tacked on as a status symbol #theyre Not Them but theyre Almost Them and they need that to feel like theyre enough #they dont have the mansion or influence but they need to believe theyre just as good #if not morally superior somehow #(shock horror: they're not) #(they might even be worse)

[martyrbat]

Seeing your recent rb, youve mentioned writing a fic before iirc, is that the same wip? or have you published that one?

(context: x)

its something new i (probably?) havent talked on! but youre so sweet for remembering i ever even mentioned writing before — i have a million and one wips but im always too embarrassed and unsatisfied with my work to actually publish any </33

but this is just an abandoned wip im reconstructing for ghostbat week !!! <333

#more specifically its for my friends birthday but yea :) #it was originally something else but now im thinking of making it either training or jealousy.... twinks vs dilf and uncle.... #i also got idea for one bed and Gotham but like... i know myself. i write slow and procrasinate a lot so we'll see how that goes #at least i know i wont be the worst participant... batman inc is about to do a prompt from day 6... #so at least i have THAT to boost my confidence in actually sharing my writing <33

[lover-of-mine]

You know, me coming out to take the heat out of my younger cousins would actually be very on brand for me.

#i mean i am .2 seconds away from outing myself every time they start to talk about them #cause im fiercely defending the fact that they are allowed to be queer and that if the family wont support them it will only make it worse #and everyone eyes me as i say it cuz i know how i sound i will defend those kids #and like that fact that my uncles are not defending them its crazy???? my cousin is literally getting psychiatric help over this #and people still going all judgy?????? #like im sorry???? why is your kid not more important to you than some crazy notion about who they can or cant love??? #right now shes confused but what happens when she falls in love with another girl??? you're gonna keep saying she cant? #that that's a sin? that it is wrong??? you really rather have an unhappy child than a queer one??? #god im so mad about this situation #WHO CARES??? THEY ARE NOT HURTING ANYONE IF THEY ARE QUEER BUT YOU ARE HURTING THEM FOR NOT ACCEPTING THAT

[steampoweredskeleton]

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Ignore

#delete later #im in so much fucking pain all the time. and i hate the painkillers i hate how they make me feel and i cant really do much work #when ive taken them bc they make me feel so exhausted and shakey #but fucking hell im in so much pain. i cant do anything i want to do bc its all i can think about so what's the point in getting up #i know im getting a fun combo of depression at the same time but i hurt and i cant think enough to pull myself out of it #even on the days when its better its terrible. theres been a good three or four days in the last two weeks that ive just fucking #laid there like fucking kill me fucking stop #its stupid i know it is bc its just an injury but im terrified it wont get better and im terrified it'll need surgery and im terrified #bc i dont know what'll happen and it just fuckinh hurts. so fucking much #its a stupid little tantrum im throwing boohoo but im struggling to pull myself out of it #im doing physio getting stronger but i cant do anymore reps than i could at the beginning because of the pain #i hate it i hate it. and i still have to think of things like making myself food and doing chores and applying for jobs and visiting family #bc ny aunt has cancer and my uncle had another major stroke and i just #its too much. im tired. i need a fucking break #but im being good. im taking the meds and taking the painkillers when its too much and it doesnt make ne want to scream #im doing the getting up and painting even when i dont want to im engaging in interests even though i dont want to and im doing the #fucking physio and the eating meals and the socialising

[tinyorangepotato]

food. who needs it

#tiny talking #ive done a lot of these rceently huh #also i have 2aten more today. i made some mrs grass soup and ate around half a cup #and i did get some yogurt at the store and had 2 of them and i have 9 left #so thays proabbly what ill mainyl be eating for the time being. but like i wanna complain some more #i know im grown and i legit applied for my own food stamps because i dotn even make 1k a month and i barely eat even bwfore rn #but like my grandma would cook here and there and soemtimes itll bw soemthing i like and can stomach and others i just wont eat it #like she made a zucchini casserole with other things and it just was gross so i didnt eat that. its a gamble if she makes soemthing #and then anither if its soemthing i like. whicn i mean go ahead. shes making qhat she and my uncle likes (hes diabetic and got ds so hes fa #r more improtnant) but this last half a week shes onyl mad eor gotten things i like #its adtually kind of upsetting. friday (when i got my teeth pulled) she got kfc which i love expecially their cppies #and then the next day my cousins came over and we got fucking pizza and breadsticks. i once again ate applesauce becsuse of ym teeth #which i mean pizza for expecting more people to eta amke sense and we get it fairly often so not too upsetting #yesterday she made potoyes and i think soemthing else just for her papa and my uncle #and now today i come home from work and theres a double batch of mushroom risotto. broccoli soup. and hamburgers #broccoli soup is so good and galf of the goodness is the whole pieces of broccoli and i eat it by crushing up saltines #int he soup so its more like gruel (mush? idk. no liquid really) #and mushroom risotto is super good too and she made a double batch because everyone likes it and usually theres not enough for eveyone #to have some and be full from it. but i cant have any of that #(i dotn reallt like hambuger meat just in general) #but yeah i gues si could have some broccoli soup but then i gotta be extra cautious of the smaller pieces of brocoli and jot use crackers #and not have the bigger pieces and everything so its just not worth the hassle. its not /that/ good #but yeah. i cant remeber the last time she made it. its been motnhs at least and now ic ant fucking have any #and its not going to kepe long enough because ill try to stick with soft foods for the recomnded week and myabe longer #and the risotto doesnt keepnlong either #its reallt seems targeted but i know foe a favt it isnt. ahe just amde things everyone likes and that will get eaten #but god damn. its still upsetting. im just gonan have like 3 yogurts and watch red vs blue if anyone needs me #(thats a lie. imma go through my notofications and then do that)but fuck man #again im grown and can amke rhat stuff myself any everything but still #anyqyas. doen with this tiny talking at leats for now. maybe ill complain some more later on tonight

[animeshotsh]

A doggie!! | Various x Kid!Reader |

Warnings: Fluff - Curses - HH violence - Alastor hates dogs - Lucifer its all up to bother Alastor - grammar mistakes - may do pt2 -

Charlie could not hold her smile as she walked down the streets of hell, a big box in her hands and a nervous Vaggie at her side.

"Charlie...love, do you think this is a good idea? Vaggie asked again for the 10th time that day

Charlie who was already planning on how to give you your gift stopped to look at her gilfriend.

"We have been over our head with the hotel and the new patrons. No one has the time to play with (Y/N)...." Charlie said, memories of your sad self leaving the room after seeing everybody was working on something.

"I know but do you think a....dog would help them? They are too young..."

"This" Charlie exclaimed with the biggest and proud smile on her face shoving the box in Vaggi's face "its the most well trained and behaved Cerberus!! I know this race i used to have one, they are loyal and friendly and.."

"And they breath fire, do you really think (Y/N) its going to be alright with one?"

~☆~☆~☆~☆

Turns out, you were even better than right.

Amazing one would say.

Charlie let out sounds of happyness as she snapped pictures of you and the little and chubby cerberus. Both of you currently playing inside your room.

Well one of them, since Alastor and Lucifer insisted on you having a room close to each one of them.

"Its really mine Sis?" You asked giving the dog some trears then rubbing its belly.

"Yes! We have been working too hard in the hotel and i know you must have feel lonely, but now you have this frien by your side"

The shadow from alastor and flying lamb from Lucifer where at the side giving Charlie offended looks.

~☆~☆~☆~☆

No one was ready for how was going to be with you and a cerberus.

First, Lucifer almost had a heart attack when he went to your room to get you and saw the puppy who in return sent a blast of blue fire towards him.

You had to calm down the creature that had turned big when being suprised by the hell's king.

"Hey hey!! Its fine its my dad"

"(Y/N) GET AWAY FROM THAT THING"

Of coruse his screams alerted Charlie who went as fast as she could to see her father sending glares towards your cerberus (when did it got so big?) And you trying to calm it down.

After Charlie explained and Lucifer calmed down so did the dog. Returning to its puppy size and now running in circles, not a single sign that it was the same beast from minutes before.

~☆~☆~☆~

Alastor hated it. And the dog hated Alastor back.

When he heard you had got a dog Alastor was ready to try and get the thing out of the hotel.

Maybe he could get you a fish....yeah that sounded better.

But no. The moment Alastor tried to get that dog it turned six feet tall and growled at him.

And no, Alastor was not suprised and he was ready to fight it.

But that thing was more intelligent, when it hear you were coming it went back to its puppy size and started crying. And you just happened to be around the corner.

"Cerberus? Uncle? What happened?"

Oh that fucker played Alastor so well, he could see the dog smiling and wanted nothing more than to squish it.

"Oh Dear! Looks like i scared it, maybe its not as strong as it seems" Alastor joked getting a low growl.

"Nono! Cerberus its so strong and gets big!! It even let dad, sis and I ride on its back" you explained while petting each head. "Maybe you can come with me? I promise you wont fall"

Like hell he would let himself be on top of that thing. But he could not tell you that so he just smiled "maybe another time, lets go and listen to some jazz while i work on my program"

"Can cerberus come?"

At the question Alastor's eye twitched "of course it can"

~☆~☆~☆~☆

Lucifer was in cloud nine after hearing at dinner that Cerberus had pissed Alastor's studio making the radio demon let out static noise and almost stabbing the king.

You were so sorry almost crying your eyes out making Alastor stop from breaking the dogs necks.

So new rule! No dogs in his radio station. And no dogs in his room.

You know what? No dogs near him.

~☆~☆~☆~☆~

The only time Lucifer and Alastor agreed on something: you spent too much time with the dog.

Sleep? With the dog. And no one could be in the same bed with you and it. Why? Because that thing would get bigger on purpose to prevent someone from stealing you.

The only one who could be with you and it was Charlie. Why? No one knew but if you were out your room the only other demon near you and your dog was Charlie.

She would prepare sleep overs with you and cerberus, Vaggie would join too, and the dog never reacted towards them. It even let itself be pet and kissed.

But with Lucifer? Yeah no. Even if it did let him ride on its back it was still not so friendly towards him. The dog even glared when Lucifer claimed you and him needed to go and could not bring it.

And Alastor had a personal war. Everytime you were not looking he would snap his fingers to try and make the dog leave. Nothing even worked.

"A truce, we get the dog out" a drunk Lucifer said one night to an equal drunk Alastor.

"I accept, i cant deal with that thing any longer"

"Well, it pissing your studio was something..."

"Haha, dont forget when it took your hat" Alastor bite back.

"HAHAHA well at least it likes me a bit"

"You must smell like it"

"FUCK YOU"

#hazbin hotel x reader #alastor x reader #hazbin hotel x you #lucifer x reader #hazbin hotel lucifer x reader

[fabulouslygaybean]

man. i wish i had more money to travel bc like,,, i just wish i could see my family out here more. i love my friends and family back at home obviously but my family out here is just one big tightly knit group which is unheard of for my dad's side

#the fact that my cousin gets to see his brothers like?? multiple times a week when he's not in college?? even tho they're all adults??? #the fact that my aunt and uncle see eachother almost daily?? #the fact that everyone here regularly meets up with each other for casual company when its NOT someone's funeral or a major holiday?????? #my dad's side is so distant. i love them but i rarely get to see them even though we almost all live within like 20 minutes of eachother #just. being here makes me so happy. i haven't been in a home that felt this alive and happy since i was a little kid. #this week has gone by so fast and i almost dont wanna leave #just. my house is gonna feel so so empty. its just gonna be me and my little sister and our two cats as always. #mom will probably go to work and our dad is so flaky that he prolly wont show up till next week. #my brother is busy with jobs and college and my older sister has her family to focus on #my cousins are off doing who knows what and my aunt is gonna be busy working #its just gonna be my sister and i in a big dead house. it'll be silent and dusty and it'll feel so so wrong #idk. im gonna miss how lively this place is. #on the bright side im gonna be happy to see my cats. im prolly gonna spend at least one day curled up on the couch with them lol #but beyond that im just. not sure what to do now. #i have a friend and we love going to the mall to see late night movies and all that so i might ask her if she wants to do that again soon #also sleepovers. lots of sleepovers. #sigh. its 12:30 and i gotta be up by like 6:00 so we can drive out and catch our flight at 10:00 #but i dont wanna go to bed. im just chilling with my sister and our cousin in a comfortable silence while our family talks in the backyard #i don't wanna leave that behind y'know? we don't get to visit cali all that often bc its expensive #i heard we might try and plan a vacation somewhere else though where we'd all meet up for one big vacation #that would be nice lol. this has been so fun and im gonna miss being around so much family #anyways. i need to shut up.