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Monster Island Buddies Starters: Season 3
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“A long, long time ago, at your fat, fat mom’s house...”
“Ah, the great outdoors. Finally, I can enjoy some peace and quiet, and I can be alone with my thoughts.”
“What the f- what did I do?!”
“Come on, what’re you doing?! Put me down!”
“I’m gonna hunt down every monster responsible for [Name]’s death, one by one.”
“Come on, listen. The leader played us all!”
“Now let’s have a roll call!”
“Thou thus thee! Thou thou, thus!”
“How did he know burning my flesh was my weakness?!”
“I mean, obviously the bad guys keep escaping custody and causing problems, so, doesn’t it just make sense to kill them and end it there?”
“Hulk WEEPS for fallen foes!”
“Can I still use the team’s dental plan?”
“I got a cameraaa!”
“Tell us about your new movie!”
“Nyeah, look boss! The kid’s taping us!”
“[Name], finish with the transdimensional portal. And put a shirt on!”
“Wait, hold on I can do this.”
“Please, Master! Save me! Why are you just standing there watching?!”
“Hehehe, Turtle Power!”
“We’re ninjas! This is what we do!”
“You’re holding a sword! Drive it through his heart!”
“*whispering* Dude, he’s fucked up.”
“[Name], listen. What happened to [Name] isn’t your fault.”
“...must...keep...going...”
“That hurts even though I’m metal!”
“Hello. My name is [Name]. You killed my friend. Prepare to die.”
“I come from a planet behind Jupiter.”
“Ah, you must be the great [Name].”
“I know everything. I know that you seek revenge.”
“I want what you want: revenge for an unjust death.”
“Hooooly SHIT, Batman!”
“I’m just gonna drink until I die.”
“Alright alright alright! We don’t have to watch that again!”
“[Name] why you talkin’ like that? That ain’t your motherfuckin’ voice.”
“I’m just in-character. I’m a professional actor, see?”
“What’s the matter? Afraid I’ll win another fight against you?”
“...You know as well as I do that our fight was a tie.”
“Aaah shit, I smell a rematch y’all.”
“Yeah, here’s your rematch.”
“Trick-or-treat, smell my ass, give me candy!”
“Whatever you do, don’t go the old mansion on Elm Street. It’s haunted by nutcrackers, you know!”
“*incomprehensible, possessed babbling*
“I played a priest once on a daytime soap opera!”
“I vant to suck your nuts!”
“Aah, Frankenstein, we meet again.”
“Even in the afterlife, I want you dead!”
“...Thanks for taking one for the team, man.”
“Don’t you ever fucking talk to me again.”
“It’s HAMLET! Read a book!”
“Isn’t it FUN doing group activities TOGETHER?!”
“We’ve found you at last!”
“Now you guys chase US!”
“FIRE POWERRR!!!”
“There’s no need for things to ever get awkward!”
“Now I’m in the past again!”
“Looks like you’re in quite the pickle, old sport!”
“Why are you always breaking in and stealing my sock?!”
“What? How did you find me?!”
“We finally got you! What do you have to say for yourself?!”
“...Fuck you.”
“Think I threw out my back on that one.”
“You and I now share a bond. You should stay with me.
“My place is with my friends.”
“Oh, hey [Nickname]. [Name]’s helping me do my taxes.”
“Yeah, apparently everyone wants me dead.”
“You idiots. Guns can’t hur- OOWWW!!!”
“Jesus [Name]! How do you manage to piss everyone off all the time?!”
“You owe the IRS 317 dollars″.
“Complete this scientific equation: E=mc...”
“HAMMER!”
“Raymond Burr was spliced into this Japanese movie for it’s American release...”
“Weren’t you supposed to be with [Name]?”
“I’ll stick my hand up your butt and pull you inside out! I’m gettin’ better at it! I’ve had practice!”
“I’m more powerful than you now!”
“I’m fine! Just a little tummy ache!”
#ask meme#ask starter#sentence meme#sentence starter#original memes#source: youtube#inbox meme#inbox starters#rp meme#rp starter#rp prompts#Author's note: yeah i kno it's july yet this has some halloween-themed prompts; i celebrate that sht year round
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WATCHING WALKER S2EP1 WOOHOO!!
spoilers below!!
okay first of all, the thrill i had when i saw cordell running bahaha but hey we didnt get enemies but BETTER!! a race between the boys?? ugghhh <3<3
family time me LIKEY!!
abeline and bonham being perfect as always uwu
ALSO! wtf is up with the davidsons?? is it just me or are they pissing everyone off too?? AND I HATE DENISE IDK WHYY BUT I HATE HER ASWGYDGE
OMG DONT GET ME STARTED ON MICKI!!! HOW GORGEOUS IS SHE??? PLEASE SOMEONE HELP ME!! UGGHH SHE IS <3<3
uwu uwu UWU james and micki being worried for cordell, my heart!!
IT BROKE MY HEART trey and micki sjdhkw ofc shes undercover and she cant talk much but aaahhh the looks on their faces aaahhh
also, the fight between that shitty kid and august and stella! again! wtf is up with the davidsons?? i wanna punch his mom in the face btw no matter if cordell wants to give her a chance ughh
OMG TREY TOLD HIM HAWDHEJDHEDGD CORDELL IS GONNA BE PIIIISSSEDDD
NOO IM LOSING MY MIND IN THE FUCKIEUTHE CAMERAAA!!!??
but why the fuck is denise getting the post??!!! shouldn't it be liam?? wtf??
I LOVE THEIR MEETING WOSHUW "i hate you" "i missed you too flor" bahahahah and him putting out his hand and her walking away ldkjdkwj
ALSO that flip was EPIC!!!
cordell stuttering at randall and then chatting about his barbecue while micki continues the chase akjshiw im dying
MY GOD THEIR MOVES! yess yess YESS!
also jared's hair pls <3 its so cuwly and tiny and swooshy
"i kicked walker's ass" bahaah and cordell immediately going "we had a plan and --" that man cant take a hit to his ego krkr
dont start any fires cordi -- gosh the wordplay, im in love!! (also, i still hate denise ugh)
gosh yeah i forget about the kids' trauma so often! man stella is -- ugh i wanna hug her. poor walkers istg
also, imma take trey's advice -- feels like he's talking to me ashwhxw halp
lol i knew that kid didnt scratch the car haha but still a douche imo. but whatever.
gosh i cant wait to find out the barn backstory "knee deep in dirt" GASP
MICKI IS KILLING ME!! THAT LOOK!!! OH GOD BEAUTIFUL AND THE STYLE AHJSWG
THE ONE THAT GOT AWAY??!?!?!?!
WTF I HATE TV SHOWS NO I CANT WAIT TILL NEXT WEEK DHEDKJ
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