#i was registering this guy's passport and he wanted me to read it aloud ??? not the name etc. the last page where it says

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2 weeks into the season and i can already check "batshit crazy american tourist encounter" off the list

#i was registering this guy's passport and he wanted me to read it aloud ??? not the name etc. the last page where it says #government of the people by the people yada yada #and i was like. no thanks? #and then he told me this story. apparently he went to russia and he stood up in the middle of st petersburg's airport #and read that bit from his passport out loud 'to teach them about freedom' #and i was like good for you man. #and he kept going #there were 5+ people waiting in line behind him btw #and my boss got mad at me for some reason