#i've spent most of today playing splatoon 3 but i took a break to do this

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Have you ever filled out a “get to know my ship in five minutes” templates for the fsaau trio? :) Cause if not here’s your chance to don’t hold back my guy here you go (template made by @/riessene)

YES...YES!!!!

extra hcs/thoughts i had when filling this out under the cut

i don't know if i could give accurate numbers for their heights, Psychonaut heights are all out of wack. Sasha and Milla are both 7'2". Loboto is nine feet tall. listen what do you want me to do

Raz and Lili have a whole litany of nicknames for each other. every single sappy pet name you can think of, it's in there. sometimes they goof around and call each other by their last names if they're feeling particularly silly

Raz and Dogen are both pretty good cooks, but Raz is also a big health nut and watches his macros and stuff so if he's making a meal there's like a 50% chance it's just some kind of nutrient slurry to help him hit his calorie count for the day (a tin of corned beef and a handful of salad leaves counts as a meal, right?). Dogen is a good cook but he can get a bit distracted in the kitchen so he benefits a lot from having a steady sous chef. Lili sucks at cooking (she never really had the opportunity to learn at home), she can make noodles and that's about it

Lili will talk your ear off about how bugs are super important to ecosystems and crucial pollinators and need to be protected now more than ever given the decline of wild habitats, and Raz is like, I appreciate that but you're not gonna make me feel guilty over this mosquito i just smushed. (along those notes, although she gardens she's very anti-pesticide! she uses other methods to control pests, like fostering wild/sacrificial plants that pests would rather eat to keep the slugs off her orchids)

Dogen is a pretty shy guy and he can get real embarrassed in public. just furiously blushing and nodding his head to try and signal that yes, he would love to hold hands, he just gets worked up easily about that kind of thing. Raz has no shame but he is very easy to fluster. Lili has no shame, period.

Lili and Raz both drive, but in their day-to-day Lili usually drives because Raz has the bad habit of thinking speed limits are suggestions for other people and don't apply to secret agents. Dogen can't drive, he never got his license and finds the prospect of sitting behind the wheel of a car way too nerve-wracking to learn.

Lili and Dogen are pretty similar in the amount of human interaction they like, they both have a fairly low social battery and so they really enjoy quality time spent at home together. their ideal dates are chill ones, like going to the aquarium or to a botanical garden - anywhere they can just quietly enjoy each others' company.

as a trio they get into so much trouble. Dogen tries to avoid the trouble as much as possible. trouble arrives regardless

#i've spent most of today playing splatoon 3 but i took a break to do this #because i love them #future superstar agents au #fsau raz #fsau lili #fsau dogen #fsau meta #raz is the kind of guy who will get picky about the precise type of italian hard cheese dogen is putting in a carbonara #and then make himself a peanut butter scrambled egg ketchup sandwich for lunch #i would highly encourage anyone who wants to fill these out to do so btw they're so much fun #ty rem <3 <3 <3 #i say 'headcanons'. it's my AU so i guess these are just full-fledged canons?