#id love to make better cosplay AND write about my blorbos

[adelaidedrubman]

naruto :/ i better see itachi somewhere on there so help me god

claims my blorbos are cringe then gaslights me into talking about them the callout post writes itself. (also requested by @johnnycranes without the gaslighting)

blorbo (favorite character, character I think about the most)

sasuke my friend sasuke. told a beloved mutual once he was my first crush and she said "that makes a lot of sense about you" and honestly i haven't recovered. nobody perceive me. i did a cosplay of him once. (for those who don't know he's also the origin of threatening country music.) he did nothing wrong im not an apologist there's nothing to apologize for.

scrunkly (my “baby”, character that gives me cuteness aggression, character that is So Shaped)

naruto himself probably i pat him. he's just a cute guy his lil frog wallet we all love him don't we folks. also temari.

scrimblo bimblo (underrated/underappreciated fave)

probably gonna go with ino beloved on this one she just cool and she should have married sakura.

glup shitto (obscure fave, character that can appear in the background for 0.2 seconds and I won’t shut up about it for a week)

KARIN i love her so much i was genuinely disappointed she didn't get more screen time and every time she did i was full heart eye emojis. and again don't perceive me about that please.

poor little meow meow (“problematic”/unpopular/controversial/otherwise pathetic fave)

also sasuke probably. he did nothing wrong. he was having a girlboss moment.

horse plinko (character I would torment for fun, for whatever reason)

itachi. you asked for it jack. sorry. like, he's not eeby deeby because he loves his brother and i think genuinely thought he was doing the right thing when he traumatized him and he got scammed by the government but he's still a bootlicker and genocide is a big oopsy so im going to kick him around like a can a little. it was honestly all just kinda cringe of him.

eeby deeby (character I would send to superhell)

jiraiya i shed not a tear when that man died. only thing id change is make it death by drowning in respect women juice.