#if you're lucky they make you do spin jump off a bomb

[vonaegiremblem]

As great as Mario Maker is, I will never forgive it for bastardizing the word "kaizo" the same way the internet bastardized "gaslighting"

#super mario maker #supber mario bros #smb #call me old fashioned; but ... #see most mario maker kaizo levels just have a high execution ceiling #when a kaizo level should instead be a level with a high execution ceiling that wants to see you fail #I think a good kaizo level would combine the mm kaizo level with the mm troll level #troll levels unfortunately usually do not require a lot of execution #just figuring out the gimmick #a big problem I have with most mm kaizo levels is the use of indicators and the same gimmicks #most levels have you swap between spin and normal jumps while throwing shells to either jump off them or switch states #if you're lucky they make you do spin jump off a bomb #the indicators just go against the spirit of a kaizo level. you shouldn't know what's coming. that's the point #you're expecting to keep retrying until you know everything it will throw at you and then die to a hidden block when jumping for the goal #speaking of... there aren't any kaizo blocks #there's nothing wrong with mm kaizo levels; they're fine; I just think they should be called something else #I think a big root of the cause is the fact that mario maker is an online game where your level is only shared if people like it #most people aren't going to like a level that intentionally tries to make you lose #hell; in the tutorial the devs even have lessons specifically telling you not to make kaizo levels #kaizo levels for the most part unfortunately cannot survive in mario maker because only a fraction of its player base appreciates them

[dunnswrld]

if you're comfortable with it, would you be able to write a smut with a submissive bam x female reader ? ♡ i understand if not :)

Stress Reliever

a/n: YES I CAN!!

prompt: Bam comes home after a long day of skating for some shots in a magazine. He is in a bad mood because of how he felt he did horrible today and all his shots of him skating look bad to him, all he needs is a stress reliever.

warning: SMUT. Sub!Bam, Fem!reader

Bam swung the front door of his home open throwing his skateboard with force onto the ground as he slammed the front door shut. He was lucky Phil and April were out of town this week cause if they weren't April would surely be yelling up a storm at her son.

The sudden loud noises made you jump on the couch spinning your head to the front door to see a not so happy version of your boyfriend. Bam kicked his shoes off and made his way to the living room where you sat on the couch. Bam fell back onto a chair next to the couch and sighed heavily.

You were scared to ask him what was wrong just because of how bitter he seemed. "You ok?" You said softly as you looked at Bam, you could almost see the steam coming out of his ears.

"I fucking totally bombed that damn shoot! I couldn't even land a fucking ollie today!" Bam said loudly, but he wasn't trying to yell at you he was just frustrated. "I'm sure you did great Bam." "Yeah because me eating shit will look great on the cover of a fucking magazine."

You frowned slightly, Bam seemed really upset with himself over a couple skating shots. "Come here." You said as you patted the spot on the couch next to him.

Bam looked at you then the spot and got up and sat where you patted, his body sinking into the couch. "Want a hug?" You said, Bam didn't saw anything but fall backwards into you. His head falling into your chest as you moved your legs around him to make you and him more comfortable.

You rubbed your fingers through his hair in a gentle manner, Bam's breathing slowed as he finally relaxed for what felt like the first time today.

"Is there anything I could do to help you destress? You know I hate seeing you stressed." Bam tilted his head up and looked up at you. "I just want you to keep touching me." Bam said softly as he relaxed into your touch. Your hand moved from out of his hair and you moved both your hands to his chest and slowly began rubbing up and down his chest.

A shaky breath came from Bam's lips as he felt your hands run up and down his chest. "You like that?" You said with a soft giggle, "Yeah keep doing it. Please." Bam said, his tone made him sound needy which really was getting you going.

Bam moved up more onto you, his head now on your shoulder giving you more access to him. You began to place small kisses onto his neck causing Bam to screw his eyes shut.

Bam felt his jeans become tighter as he began to shift his hips trying to get any sort of friction down there he could. You began to leave small hickeys on Bam's neck as you trailed your hands down to his belt, undoing it and pulling it off his pants and discarding it on the floor.

Bam brought his own hands down to his jean buttons and undid them for you, lifting his hips slightly as he pulled them down to his ankles. The tightness of his jeans now gone which made him feel less compacted down there.

"Rushy today aren't we?" You chuckled, "Shut up." Bam said quietly. All you did was chuckle again as you slowly slipped your hand into his back boxers. Bam's body tensing up as he felt your hand move into his boxers.

You gently wrapped your hand around his cock as Bam let out a quiet whine from how sensitive he felt today. A small smirk on your lips as you felt Bam begin to slowly thrust his hips upward into your hand.

"Sit still let me take care of you." You said softly to the boy, he quickly listened and stopped moving his hips. You first used your thumb to spread the pre-cum around his tip, Bam mumbling profanities as pleasure shot through his whole body.

You then began to move your hand up and down at a slow steady pace a groan falling from Bam's lips as he tipped his head backwards onto your shoulder. "Does that feel nice?" You asked the blue eyed boy. "Yes- fuck. So nice, don't stop please."

You began to move your hand up and down faster, groans and whines falling from Bam's mouth as you did so.

"Can you do that thing-" You didn't even let Bam finish his sentence before you moved your hand closer to his tip and began to move your hand back and forth instead of up and down, this always drove Bam mad.

It was apparent it did from his moans, they were whiny and needy but they sounded like music to your ears. A layer of sweat covered Bam's forehead as he pinched his eyes shut and his brows furrowed. "I'm gonna- I'm gonna." "Shh, just let it happen pretty boy." Bam moaned loudly from your praises.

It didn't take much longer for Bam's hips to buckle into your hand, but you didn't stop your movements; trying to let him ride out his high. Bam let out a series of moans and groans as he came into your hand and all over his boxers. His chest rising up and down quickly as he came down.

You took your hand out of his boxers and wiped the white substance off onto Bam's boxers since they were already covered. You used the opposite hand to gently pick up Bam's chin and place a soft kiss on his lips, a soft smile on his lips as you pulled away. "You did so well for me." You said in a quiet tone kissing his cheek softly, Bam only chuckled softly at your praise.

"Why would we go take a shower together and then we can watch something of your choice and order food, yeah?."

"God you are so perfect Yn."

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