#like he's used to being a pump & dump kinda dude who's freewheeling around the grand line

[bougiebutchbitch]

house is my babygirl

buggy is my specialest little subby guy

gojo is my bitch

I hope this makes sense to everyone

#buggy and gojo are also both babygirl but in subtly different ways #house is the ultimate brat #gojo is bratty but also a total princess #buggy ....isn't quite as bratty???? he's just a little dude trying to survive #and sometimes you gotta suck a dick to survive #and he'll have great fun while he's down there!! #good for him!!!!! good for him! #I headcanon that he legit wants mushy romantic vanilla stuff + lots of kissies with shanks #but shoots himself in the foot at every opportunity #and will let shanks fuck him but only in a rough kinky way in the hopes he won't have to acknowledge the depth of his romantic feelings :3 #all while denying that he likes shanks at all and claiming he's just using him for his own enjoyment #ugh he's such a fucked up little guy. my fucked up little guy. #then angrily spends the rest of the night smacking his head off the wall when shanks is gone because #ughhhh he wanted to snog him so baddddddddddd forever #meanwhile shanks thinks buggy just wants 0 strings casual sex and he's disappointed and miserable and going along with it #only because it's a chance to be near him but is seriously thinking about calling a halt because it's Too Much Emotionally #like he's used to being a pump & dump kinda dude who's freewheeling around the grand line #but for the first time he kinda wants something more but buggy obviously DOESN't #right??? RIGHT?????????? #:bites them and shakes them vigorously: RAHHHHHH