#little easter egg im including :) just don't ask how benny had all those kids in 10 years please please pl

[eightdoctor]

truly i am genuinely surprised lance parkin hasn't published a story wherein the doctor and river have thirteen kids. like he's slacking a little bit there. i mean, it's not like he has the shame and self-awareness to not do it three times since he's already done that exact same plot with both patience and bernice

#does he think it's clever or something?? like ohh hehe its because time lord have 13 lives which means they have 13 kids too. just a clever #little easter egg im including :) just don't ask how benny had all those kids in 10 years please please pl #i cant standd this fucking guyyyyyyy i uffuckign hate him and his breeding kink so mfucking MUCH #im not shaming any kink unless it's lance who should at the soonest opportunity pledge celibacy and move into a monastery #and his silence will ring through the trees like bells and bird song heralding a new better era where he doesnt work on doctor who anymore #doctor who #dweu