#my 'is a terrible person' starbucks quality is that i order things made with oat milk but still ask for whipped cream on them.

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i would really like a frap before my meeting starts at 10, but buying starbucks in the morning honestly feels uncomfortably daring to me

presumably because ive trained myself that starbucks is only for when it’s 5pm and you’ve been at work since 8:30 and you still have at least 2 hours of work left to go and the madness begins to come upon you

#and then you decide that actually you're going to stretch that out into 3 and deliberately get a drink you'll have to enter into negotiation #s over. #my 'is a terrible person' starbucks quality is that i order things made with oat milk but still ask for whipped cream on them. #i can see the baristas get visibly worried about this #if the person making it omits it anyway obviously i would never like. say anything. it's still drink #but i can comfortably consume exactly 2mL of dairy on any given day #and i would like to spend it on whipped cream thank you. #box opener #it's 8:30! going to starbucks now would be RUDE