#my parents went to a super oppressive Baptist college. the kind where women couldn't wear pants and the men had to have short hair

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*writes a novel in the tags of a reblog and hits post*

For my mutuals ✨💕💫

#half considered not writing anything in the tags this time #but i guess I'll tell you a story #my parents went to a super oppressive Baptist college. the kind where women couldn't wear pants and the men had to have short hair #that's only slightly relevant #it's the evening in my dad's dorm and everyone is doing their thing when a guy stumbles out of his room looking really out of it #he asks my dad for the time. ''7‚'' my dad tells him. ''AM or PM?!'' #now. my dad had a choice to make. ''PM‚'' he says #the guy is freaking out. ''I'M GONNA BE LATE FOR BREAKFAST WITH MY GIRLFRIEND'' #he runs to shower and get dressed. meanwhile‚ my dad goes to each room and knocks on the door to let them in on the joke #so by the time Dude gets out of the shower‚ everyone is brushing their teeth‚ shaving‚ and doing their morning devotional (bible reading) #Dude books it to the dining hall. doesn't realize it's the evening until he gets there and they won't let him in without a suit jacket on #because they had to wear more formal attire for dinner #GODDAMMIT I JUST NOTICED A TYPO #my dad told the poor Dude it was 7 *AM*