#my two dick dragon book was good right. like it was cute. like.....it's no beowulf obviously I get it but it was fun!

[babisawyer]

I know it's 2 am but I must complain about something.

#🐇 #my two dick dragon book was good right. like it was cute. like.....it's no beowulf obviously I get it but it was fun! #it was hella short though but like it's part of a series. so I was like fun! let's read the next book about a kraken. what could go wrong?? #like tentacles! fun!..........................not fun. #this guy is so fuckin miserable. his husband died like idek when. it could have been a year ago #it could have been 20 it's all he talks about. then he's around the main character #and he's so overcome with lust whenever he's around her that he's like I MUST FUCK HER 😤 #with the tentacles even and it's not even fun or sexy because he literally bolts immediately after!!! #that is TOO close to my real life bitch I do not need this amount of realism when I'm trying to get silly nasty #I'm like almost half way through it and it's like bro if you bring up the dead husband one more fuckin time #you don't understand how often it's brought up. he literally fucks the main character and then he's like but.............my dead husband 🥺 #that's not plot. that's not good conflict or drama or whatever. I'm gonna kill someone just shut up and get weird with the tentacles #the dragon was sad. but then he was like oh! my wife is hot! life isn't so bad! Then he bites her cooter #THAT is the world we should be living in.