#nine months after harry's variety cover olivia now gets her hand-me-down

[larrylimericks]

24Aug22

King Midas’s touch was so golden, His lust for more wildly swollen; But greed begat ruin, And worth’s an illusion When fame (and the headline) are stolen.

#larry #harry #harry styles #holivia #stunts #olivia wilde #christ what was that variety cover #nine months after harry's variety cover olivia now gets her hand-me-down #the cover line for his issue was 'wild about harry' #and the cover line for hers is 'she's so golden' #(twitter of course trended 'louis is so golden') #and these were absolutely part of a two-for-one package deal #just like the vogue covers #the article's as insufferable as you'd expect #she rhapsodizes herself #throws jason under the bus #plays up dwd's female pleasure (mEN dON'T CoME!) #implies she fired shia to which he was brought out the receipts today that she did not #acknowledges it was florence's movie but talks at length about harry #florence declined to be interviewed for it #and harry('s publicist) contributed via email #and the photo aesthetic is melania trump slumming around the gold palace while donald golfs #she wears a strawberry shirt in one photo #in case the headline and literal 22 mentions of his name #weren't enough to connect her to him #at this point i'm expected a dwd musical duet a la gaga and bradley #limerick-hs #august 24 #2022