#no wait howdy's store probably has Killer ac... catch the whole neighborhood hanging out in there

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bc its hot out im thinking about Laughingstock (two fluffy boys) being too warm to sleep in the same bed. so they start arguing over who gets the bed - trying to give it to each other of course - and Howdy. Howdy starts making a sales pitch about how great the bed is, wouldnt Barnaby like to try it? its right up his alley! perfectly suited to him! so Barns is like "oh hm well sure ill give it a go". he lays down. blinks. "heyyyyy wait a minute" but Howdy is already camped on the living room couch, smug as a bug

#and thus begins several months of them moving each others stuff around #to try and switch who's taking the couch #howdy is sprinting home after work to try to move back onto the couch before barnaby can beat him to it #one day poppy says 'why dont you just buy two beds? #they look at her for a long moment before continuing the Fighting Over The Couch bit as if no suggestion was made #bro if they hug or just touch during summer #i bet it sounds like velcro when they try to separate #cue them gazing sadly and longingly at each other from arm's length bc They Cant Have Contact During These Hellish Months #they're both too fuzzy!!! its unbearable #absolutely unprompted #laughingstock #no yeah and okay the Set doesn't experience real seasons but rn im living in an imaginary world where theirs is real #and during summer poppy/howdy/barnaby must be miserable #especially poppy #like they must be in lethargic 'lay in front of a fan and die slowly' mode #no wait howdy's store probably has Killer ac... catch the whole neighborhood hanging out in there #popsicle party lets gooooo