#oh well. guess i'll settle for random riker cosplayer who's way too into marvel movies but i ignore it because he's good at eating pussy

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i'll never be able to afford to go to that star trek convention in vegas which means i'll never get to fulfill my dream of fucking someone while they're cosplaying a ferengi

#which i'd have a slim chance of anyway because 1. there'd only be a handful of ferengi cosplayers and 2. they'd need to be dtf #(and preferably down to bottom but i guess they don't HAVE to) #BUT STILL. IT'S THE CLOSEST I'LL GET TO FUCKING QUARK (SAD AND DERANGED THING TO SAY) #oh well. guess i'll settle for random riker cosplayer who's way too into marvel movies but i ignore it because he's good at eating pussy #i just made that person up in my head but i know they exist and i know that's probably what'd end up happening