#or they're spring-loaded for some reason and you just need to whack 'em. bare handed even.

[invinciblerodent]

oh god Astarion really is literally the lockpicking lawyer in the most authentic way

#squirrel plays bg3 #I've been watching one of the lockpicking guys on youtube because why not #and ive already said this but #cybersecurity and lockpicking/locksmithing are a lot alike #in that my only experience with it is watching someone really good at it do their thing #and that most definitely makes me feel very very unsafe #like. certain locks can be opened by literally whacking them together #so many can just be opened with a technique called “shove it in there and jiggle it around” #oh god i can see the obvious joke in here but I'm not gonna say it #yeah i can believe that you only need one set of thieves' tools until you fail #there are many locks for which you need. a pick. thassit. #or they're spring-loaded for some reason and you just need to whack 'em. bare handed even. #so fucked #save me thesaurus. assist me. help. #(fixed a word repetition)