#other option is like... dropping the lonely island 'i just had sex' song into my friends' dms lsdkjfs

[altschmerzes]

it's just that sometimes you're so... impossibly happy and full of so much incredible joy that you gotta post about it on the internet otherwise you may get on the roof with a bullhorn yknow.

#gav gab #FEELING VERY GOOD ABOUT MANY THINGS RN....... #I LOVE MY WIFE. MY WIFE LOVES ME. WE KNOW EXACTLY WHAT THAT MEANS AND IT BELONGS TO US. #other option is like... dropping the lonely island 'i just had sex' song into my friends' dms lsdkjfs #and they don't need me to be doing that LMAOOOO #it's not just the sex itself that's not even really the point #(though it's. very very good. and i have now learned some ALARMING stats about straight women in relationships) #(ladies if your husband/bf/partner won't take direction that is a failure on his part frankly) #it's like... idk #intimacy. trust. fun. security. safety. etc. all these things i already had with this wonderful person in my life #and being able to decide together what we want to do and what we want it to mean #building something that's just ours. a life a home a relationship etc. #for all that there's no like. blueprint for marrying someone In A Friend Way #and that can be anxiety inducing #(i felt like my heart was gonna pound out of my chest the first time i brought up maybe kissing my fiancee lskdjfs) #it also means we get to make all the rules #we get to make all of our decisions together in whatever way we want to make them and it means what we want it to #and i think that's one of the really wonderful things about like. qprs and committed platonic relationships etc #and it's something romantic relationships could benefit from too tbh #sex ment in tags

[whatatime30]

65 Questions You Aren’t Used To

Since @mizmahlia​ offered...

1. Do you ever doubt the existence of others than you?

Not really, but when I was younger, I fantasized sometimes that my life was an elaborate play or tv show put on by everybody else, and that other people were not really what they seemed, but that they were actors playing roles that they would drop as soon as I left the room where they were.

2. On a scale of 1-5, how afraid of the dark are you?

Not at all, so I guess a 1.

3. The person you would never want to meet?

Kathleen Glasgow

4. What is your favorite word?

Penultimate

5. If you were a type of tree, what would you be?

Evergreen

6. When you looked in the mirror this morning what was the first thing you thought?

I got church.

7. What shirt are you wearing?

A hoco t-shirt from last year

8. What do you label yourself as?

Irksome

9. Bright room or dark room?

Bright, artificially lighted rooms

10. What were you doing at midnight last night?

Getting some last minute things ready for church (I’m the Executive Admin for all the student ministries).

11. Favorite age you’ve been so far?

My current age. I’ve come out of my shell a lot more, and this has been the best year of my life.

12. Who told you they loved you last?

...Not to sound pitiful or awkward, but no one’s ever told me that.

13. Your worst enemy?

The Devil

14. What is your current desktop picture?

15. Do you like someone?

No

16. The last song you listened to?

“Willow” by Jasmine Thompson

17. You can press a button that will make any one person explode. Who would you blow up?

I dunno... I don’t wish death on anyone.

18. Who would you really like to just punch in the face?

This really annoying gal named Katey.

19. If anyone could be your slave for a day, who would it be and what would they have to do?

Nah, I wouldn’t want to do this.

20. What is your best physical attribute? (showing said attribute is optional)

I really like my skin tone. I’ve had girls tell me they want to get a tan this shade.

21. If you were the opposite sex for one day, what would you look like and what would you do?

I’d hate being a boy, so I guess I’d sulk or something.

22. Do you have a secret talent? If yes, what is it?

No

23. What is one unique thing you’re afraid of?

I’m afraid of a lack of financial stability and living unhappily.

24. You can only have one kind of sandwich. Every sandwich ingredient known to humankind is at your disposal.

Roast beef and cheddar

25. You just found $100! How are you going to spend it?

I'm going to give it in offering at church.

26. You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere in the world, but you have to leave immediately. Where are you going to go?

I’d go to Iowa City.

27. An angel appears out of Heaven and offers you a lifetime supply of the alcoholic beverage of your choice. “Be brand-specific” it says. Man! What are you gonna say about that? Even if you don’t drink booze there’s something you can figure out… so what’s it gonna be?

So, no.

28. You discover a beautiful island upon which you may build your own society. You make the rules. What is the first rule you put into place?

Everyone needs to be responsible for their actions.

29. What is your favorite expletive?

I really like “Mother trucker, dude! That hurts like a butt cheek on a stick!”

30. Your house is on fire, holy shit! You have just enough time to run in there and grab ONE inanimate object. Don’t worry, your loved ones and pets have already made it out safely. So what’s the one thing you’re going to save from that blazing inferno?

My laptop.

31. You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be?

Having walked in on a physical fight in which the police got involved at when I was younger.

32. You got kicked out of the country for being a time-traveling heathen who sleeps with celebrities and has super-powers. But check out this cool shit… you can move to anywhere else in the world!

This wouldn’t happen... 

33. The Celestial Gates Of Beyond have opened, much to your surprise because you didn’t think such a thing existed. Death appears. As it turns out, Death is actually a pretty cool entity, and happens to be in a fantastic mood. Death offers to return the friend/family-member/person/etc. of your choice to the living world. Who will you bring back?

No one. I’m not going to go against God’s will.

34. What was your last dream about?

I always dream about the next scene I’m gonna write in a story.

35. Are you a good….[insert anything you’d like here]? -  Are you good basketball player?

I’ll be honest. I’m decent.

36. Have you ever been admitted to the hospital?

Yes. (It was a big mess of nearly dying and stuff my freshman year of high school)

37. Have you ever built a snowman?

I’m a Texan. I’ve never seen snow (only ice sometimes).

38. What is the color of your socks?

I’m was wearing my gingerbread man socks, but then I got into bed, so now I’m bare foot.

39. What type of music do you like?

I like Gospel, Heavy Metal Rock, Pop Rock, and Alternative 

40. Do you prefer sunrises or sunsets?

Sunsets

41. What is your favorite milkshake flavor?

Chocolate

42. What football team do you support? (I will answer in terms of American football as well as soccer)

Dallas Cowboys

43. Do you have any scars?

Yeah. They’re pretty gnarly and most definitely connected to 36.

44. What do you want to be when you graduate?

I want to be a writer and possibly a teacher too.

45. If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?

I’d want to be smarter.

46. Are you reliable?

Yes. That’s the word people always use to describe me.

47. If you could ask your future self one question, what would it be?

How’s the writing thing going?

48. Do you hold grudges?

No. I may be a bit too forgiving, but I’ve had a hard time fixing it.

49. If you could breed two animals together to defy the laws of nature, what new animal would you create?

Not even gonna think about this one because it’s kind of creepy.

50. What is the most unusual conversation you’ve ever had?

I talked with a girl in my class about how I wanted a cadaver for my birthday.

51. Are you a good liar?

Unfortunately, yes. But I won’t elaborate on that.

52. How long could you go without talking?

It depends on the audience. Growing up lonely kinda means I tend to talk too much when someone actually listens. Then I clamp up real quick, so...

53. What has been you worst haircut/style?

These ugly twists when I was 13.

54. Have you ever baked your own cake?

Yep. I bake sometimes to get a little extra money.

55. Can you do any accents other than your own?

Um... I’m pretty sure how we speak in Texas is a dialect, but no, I can’t do any others.

56. What do you like on your toast?

Honey butter on regular bread and Land Lakes butter on cinnamon toast

57. What is the last thing you drew a picture of?

I drew a diagram for a story.

58. What would be you dream car?

One that’s paid for, free of rust, reliable and fuel-efficient.

59. Do you sing in the shower? Or do anything unusual in the shower? Explain.

I listen to music sometimes, so I’ll sing along to that. Otherwise, my showers are boring.

60. Do you believe in aliens?

I dunno. If God created them, I feel like he’d mention them somewhere in the Bible, but they could be real. So, let’s say if there was solid proof, I’d believe.

61. Do you often read your horoscope?

I don’t read horoscopes. 

62. What is your favorite letter of the alphabet?

I like the letter ‘e.’

63. Which is cooler: dinosaurs or dragons?

Neither is cool in the first place.

64. What do you think about babies?

I have 6 little siblings and work in the church nursery, so my view of babies is that they’re cute, but they’re not well behaved...?

65. Freebie! Ask anything interesting you can think of. -  What’s one place in the world you would transport to if you could do it right at this moment?

I can’t think of anything- I kind of like where I am at the moment. :)

Tagging: Anyone who wants to do this, @jasonredtoddhood, @insearchofnewdreams, @ramonadent.

#about me #tag game #65 questions #yay