#our monopoly board has four stations on it: central and molevern and what's a suburb in Sydney and tobacco

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What if there's questions when I plane catch tomorrow like "have you had covid in the last 7 days?" What happens if you say yes? They descend on you with a big bit of cling wrap and wrap you all nice and tight and throw you in with the luggage???? Or they call your name on the loudspeaker before you board and you have to shamefully walk to the front desk and

#oh man #i just want to stay home and cry i don't deserve to go but i feel bad letting my friend down #but then I'm doing her a favour if i don't go because then i can't infect her #it's win win #winning again because she won't have some idiot Italian to deal with who always has to turn the train seats around #and the way the Italian can't navigate her way out of a paper bag #but then suddenly pops up when there's a tobacco station and refuses to go in #Italian: is okay with following friend's directions on where to go; also Italian: gets mad when destination is a tobacco station #honestly #our monopoly board has four stations on it: central and molevern and what's a suburb in Sydney and tobacco #The true sydney monopoly #Oprah's house is their mayfair #and the bridge is the park lane #albo's house with its 50 balconies is up there maybe the green ones #don't tell me he lives in Canberra shoosh don't spoil this with facts #and then buddy's house #and then Brodie grundy's house that has a kennel out the front for Taylor Adams to sleep in #and then accor stadium for hosting Taylor - it gets ranked higher than any other stadium #scg can come next because it does cricket #and sells sushi and all kinds of weird food #and then old Kent road is giants stadium because they suck