#prepare for my dog-loving insanity/pos

[aqqleshiqqing-archive]

OMGOMG OMG FOR THE SHIP QUESTIONS!! Beware I might send a lot ówò you don’t have to answer them all!! AND FOR TOM OFC >:]

Pre Relationship: 2 and 3!

General: 2,4 and 8!

Love: 1, 7, 11, and 12!

Domestic Life: 2, 3, 4, and 10! :D

MIA. YOU ARE INSANE /POS ABSOLUTE MADLAD THANK YOU

THIS DESERVES A READ MORE BECAUSE THIS IS SO LORE HEAVY HELP

PRE:

2. What was their first impression of each other?

- tom; just some nice girl that matt brought in for some reason. that's all. will definitely not break him through her kind words.... hmm

jesse; oh he's kinda scary ngl but I think there's more to him, I hope we can get along <3

3. Did any of their friends or family want them to get together?

- edd saw it coming. he totally did. and wanted to make sure they enjoyed each other's company >:D

GENERAL:

2. Did they have an official first date? If so, what was it like?

- this art explains it perfectly ( ꈍᴗꈍ) as shown, the boys supported the date and had everything prepared for him, what mattered now is for tom not to mess it up but it worked well! maybe a few awkward hiccups but that's because they're super shy to be daring in their date 🥺

4. Were they each other’s first anything (kiss, relationship, etc.)?

- probably, yeah! I don't see tom usually being very romantically interested at first so he didn't wanna do anything that's not him. same goes for jesse, but she's just not so sure how to approach love and rather have friends first! until of course they started liking each other haha

8. Who gets jealous easier?

- him 😭 he feels a little weird seeing how close matt and jesse are, they're purely platonic and constantly hugging each other. sadly for tom, he thinks "I wish that were me" all the time. he's still learning how to be affectionate without feeling embarrassed about it

LOVE:

1. answered!

7. What are their favorite things to do together?

- they probably like to play peaceful co-op games together hehe like stard.ew valley, ani.mal cros.sing and don.t sta.rve 🥺 they're not too picky, talking to each other is enough too ♥️ especially since she's more geek than him and has a lot to talk about

11. What are some songs that apply to their relationship, in-universe or otherwise?

- YESSS IM EXCITED TO ANSWER THIS

okok so my top #1 song for them is Talk To You by Ricky Montgomery!! I've talked about how I imagine this song to work with them before 🥺 here's some special mentions:

- UwU - chevy (jesse's pov)

- despair - leo (tom's pov)

- Cupid's Chokehold - gym class heroes (ft patrick stump)

12. What kind of nicknames do they call each other?

- gosh I get the butterflies even when I type this, but he calls her m'love and she calls him to.mee, or to.mee bear. based off his teddy bear 🥺

DOMESTIC

2, 3 are answered~

4. Do they have any pets?

- They don't, but a dog sounds nice 🥺

10. Who’s the better cook?

- jesse!! likes cooking for the creative aspect for it, and eventually learned to cook better because of it!

AGAIN MIA THANK YOU BUT OMLLGLFKDJJDHSJHFHSHFBAR I FEEL SO SELF INDULGENT RIGHT NOW EHEHRHEHRH

[game]

#i am SO soft. please help 😭😭😭♥️♥️♥️♥️ #relationship ask game #🍀 mia! #♥️ tomjesse #🍀 inbox #had to dig my spotify playlist for this one but that was worth it B) #long post #if anyone else other than mia decided to even read this then i love you have a cookie ily #wtfuture.au

[thisweekingundamwing]

TWIGW RoundUp (April 28 - May 4)

Here's your roundup from this week’s contributors. Check out their stuff and show them some love!💚💙💜💗

This fandom is 50 times bigger than I thought, and that’s a great thing. Nothing but the latest under the cut. Enjoy!

~Mod TB

Fanfiction:

ammiehawk, Rescue Me (Ch. 2)

Rated T. Harry x Wufei (M/M). Preventers. 

Creator chose not to archive warnings.

Harry Potter x Gundam Wing crossover.

Starring Harry Potter, Wufei Chang, Heero Yuy, Quatre Raberba Winner, Severus Snape, Lady Une, Trowa Barton and Duo Maxwell.

Mention of Regulus Black and family ties.

@bobo-is-tha-bomb, Burn to a Cinder (Ch. 5)

Rated M. Zechs x Reader, Treize x Reader. (F/M)

Warnings: Adult Situations, Angst, Coarse Language, Death, Emotional Abuse, Mild Adult Situations, Mild Violence, Sexual dialogue, Sexual Situations, Violence

Characters: You (Reader), Zechs Merquise, Treize Khushrenada

Summary: Your path had been laid out for you from an early age, allowing you to move into the higher circles of society and catch the attention of one of the most powerful men in the Earth Sphere. As Treize’s mistress, you watch his rise to power and the disastrous war breaking out on Earth and in Space, putting your loyalty to the test. You are torn between your duty to His Excellency, and your unquellable lust for one of the top soldiers under his command. And when he rises to power in Outer Space, there is nothing you can do but stand back and watch them tear each other apart. This is no game of hearts, but yours is at stake, and the consequences can be felt for years to come…

@doctormegalomania, Eldritch Holiday (Creature of the Night) (Ch. 18)

Rated E. Heero x Duo, Trowa x Quatre, Wufei x OC. (F/M, M/M) 

Creator chose not to archive warnings.

Additional Tags: Horror, Body Horror, Occult, Comedy, Eventual Romance, Post-Break Up

Characters: Heero Yuy, Duo Maxwell, Trowa Barton, Quatre Raberba Winner and Wufei Chang.

Summary: Heero is always prepared. Wufei gets a message.

@from-zero-to-my-own-heero, John’s Widow

Rated M. Post-canon. Relena x Heero, Duo x OC (M/M, F/M, Multi). 

Creator chose not to archive warnings.

Additional Tags: Somewhat Graphic Violence, Blood and Violence, Original Character Death, Near Death Experiences, Angst and Feels, Everything Hurts, Everything goes wrong, Heero and Duo can be romantic in their own way. The Author Regrets Everything.

Part 1 of Operation: Parenting series

Characters: Relena Peacecraft, Heero Yuy, Duo Maxwell and Original Character.

Summary: Team Bravo was supposed to have Team Alpha's six o'clock. Unfortunately Team Bravo didn't come, and the enemy decided on an ambush. Heero's quick thinking managed to spare just one of his fellow agents, while putting his own life in danger. When they manage to wake up alive, albeit severely injured, in a hospital, Heero has to grapple with the lives lost and, as their commanding officer, inform their families about what happened, all while grappling with his own feelings about how he nearly put his Partner in All Things, his wife, and unborn child in the same position.

kracken, Black Dog Blues (Ch. 4)

Not Rated. Duo x Heero. (M/M) 

Creator chose not to archive warnings.

Characters: Duo Maxwell, Heero Guy, Heero Yuy (politician), Zechs Merquise, Quatre Raberba Winner, Wufei Chang, and Trowa Barton.

Additional Tags: Yaoi

Summary: Duo is a troubled detective who solves cases with the help of visions of the supernatural. Unfortunately, those visions are driving him slowly insane. Can his new partner Heero Yuy save his soul and his sanity?

@ladyunebarton, The Fundamentals of Caring. (Ch. 8)

Rated M. Heero x Duo (M/M) 

No archive warnings apply.

Characters: Heero Yuy, Duo Maxwell, Wufei Chang, Trowa Barton, Quatre Raberba Winner, Relena Peacecraft and OC.

Additional Tags: Hurt/comfort, Fluff, Parenting, Adoption, Children, Childhood memories, Friends to lovers, Slow burn, First time.

Summary: After a fire on an Orphanage left three kids without a home. Heero and Duo decide to take them into their own for the meantime. But this decision will make them reconsider where they are and what they want from life.

@lemontrash, The Result

Duo x Hilde

Duo can't stay separated from their baby for longer than five minutes. Also starring Heero Yuy and Trowa Barton.

Inspired by @gundayum 

Muses: @noirangetrois @lbro009 @angelsmystique @offspringchick29 @woahthisguy @doctormegalomania 

luvsanime02, Expectations

Rated G. Wufei x Relena x Hilde. (Multi). AU. Written for Cocktail Friday. 

No archive warnings apply.

Eighth installment of, Never, Maybe, Sometimes, Always.

Characters: Wufei Chang, Relena Peacecraft and Hilde Schbeiker

Additional Tags: Family drama, Mild language and Humor.

Summary: Wufei's not sure what to expect from today, but he knows that, whatever happens, they'll still be fine.

Confession

Rated G. AU. (Gen). Written for Cocktail Friday. 

No archive warnings apply.

Characters: Sally Po and Lucrezia Noin.

Additional Tags: Mild language, Friendship, and Light angst.

Summary: Sally gives Noin some advice, and some wine.

sageof6way, The Gundam Pilot (Ch. 5)

Rated T. Gundam Wing x Naruto crossover. Catherine Bloom x Naruto, past Naruto x Hinata. (F/M) Also starring Relena Peacecraft.

Summary: Naruto was mortally injured in his fight with Madara. The alliance decided to seal him for him to recover. The year is After Colony 194 Naruto takes on the name Darlian and fight OZ.

Shirakaba, Hall of Cranes (Ch. 8)

Rated M. Trowa x Quatre, Wufei x Duo. (M/M) AU.

No archive warnings apply.

Additional Tags: Palace drama.

Characters: Wufei Chang, Trowa Barton, Duo Maxwell

Summary: In which we find out what happened to Duo while he was in palace jail.

Skarla, Send in the Clowns (Ch. 3)

Rated G. The Avengers x Gundam Wing crossover. Parallel Universe. Post-CATWS. Written for a fan (birthday present). 

No archive warnings apply.

Starring Clint Barton, Tony Stark, Steve Rogers, Sam Wilson, Jane Foster, Darcy Lewis, Duo Maxwell, and Trowa Barton

Summary: Clint Barton had a secret, one that he had been carrying for so long that it didn’t even really seem like a secret anymore. It was just another thing in the long list of things that he didn’t talk about, along with his time in Korea or that mission in Budapest. The trouble was, now that Shield was in tatters with every third agent loyal to Hydra and being hunted like the rats that they were, his helpful support system had evaporated along with his second favourite bow and his salary.

tb_ll57, Whiten Out (Ch. 37)

Rated E. Treize x Zechs, Treize x Duo, Zechs x Duo, Zechs x Heero, Quatre x Trowa, Duo x Heero (M/M) AU. Preventers.

Archive Warnings: Major Character Death, Rape/Non-con

Characters: Duo Maxwell, Heero Yuy, Quatre Raberba Winner, Trowa Barton, Treize Khushrenada, Zechs Merquise, Leia Barton, Mariemaia Khushrenada and Relena Peacecraft

Additional Tags: Future fic, Politics, Rape/Non-con elements, Implied/Referenced Rape/Non-con, Coercion, Prisoner of war, Grooming, Forced separation, Established relationship, Enemies to Friends to Lovers, Mental health issues, PTSD, Gundams, Resistance, Angst, Eventual happy ending

Summary: Zechs Merquise never left OZ to become the leader of White Fang. The Gundam Pilots never banded together at Libra to emerge victorious. Treize Khushrenada never died. There is peace-- of a kind-- but how will a new world order shape itself?

TrenchcoatMan, The Heir of House Black (Ch. 35)

Rated T. Contains family and friendship. Trowa x Quatre (mild shonen-ai warning). Also starring Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy. (Harry Potter x Gundam Wing crossover)

Summary: Harry attends Sirius's will reading and learns that there was more to the black family than anyone expected.

@tumbledrylemur, Killdeer

Rated G. Wufei x Duo. (M/M) Written for 2x5x2 Day. Preventers. 

No archive warnings apply.

Additional Tags: Fluff, Bureaucracy.

Summary: Duo can't unleash Deathscythe on Preventers bureaucracy but he can leave the parking lot a little better than he found it.

@wingslanding, Perfect 

Rated M. Heero x Relena. (F/M) 

Creator chose not to archive warnings.

@ziggystarsandmars, Salt (Complete - 8 Chapters)

Rated M. Wufei x Duo, Heero x Relena. Wufei’s POV. (M/M)

No archive warnings apply.

Additional Tags: Unhealthy relationships, Post War trauma, Suicidal thoughts, Explicit language, Sex, Bad decisions, No EW, Minor/Background relationships, Post-War

Everyone is broken, but maybe trying to get better?

Characters: Wufei Chang, Duo Maxwell, Heero Yuy, Trowa Barton, Relena Peacecraft

2nd installment of Chemical Reactions

Summary: Three months after the events of Like Oxygen, Duo shows up on Wufei's doorstep. As familiar, dangerous patterns assert themselves, Wufei's left wondering if there is, or could be, anything between them beyond self-destructive desire.

((Mod’s note: Promoting this fanfic again because May 2nd was 2x5x2 Day. So if you’ve missed out on the celebration, don’t fret. Check out this fic!))

Fanart: 

@babygray-dam, Rough Sketch

Duo Maxwell. Line work, coloured.

@bluesquishylemon, Title: GW Colors 3 of 3 - Quatre Winner

Source: Gundam Wing; character Quatre Winner

Media: Marker on 11x14 Bristol; January 6, 2012

Please do not repost nor remove artist credit.

ChaoticAngelKitten, Kaito Barton - Cheetah Wolf Hawk Form

OC (Kaito Barton). Interesting mentions of Dorothy x Trowa, and the pilots. Based on an upcoming fanfic project.

Please do not remove artist credit.

Carol-aredesu, Join the braid troop

Starring Duo Maxwell and three more characters.

Please do not remove artist credit.

@cosycrow, Wufei Chang

Just a sketch.

@deathscythe-demiguy, Trowa x Quatre

^ Just a quick painting of cute.

Heero Yuy striptease (Rated E)

Duo Maxwell, with his scythe. Painted on iPad.

@gundayum, “Dude, you alright?”

Duo cries over a newborn baby. Duo x Hilde.

Bend it like Trowa (Rated M)

Ishida1694, Sparking Gundam

An interesting mix of Shenlong (Gundam Wing) and Shining (Mobile Fighter). Check out this Gundam's specialties!

Please do not remove artist credit.

@sobachalatte (via Twitter)

Just in time for 2x5x2 Day!

Wufei and Duo in Preventers uniform.

Forwarded by @lemontrash 

Rough translation: “Today is the day without acid! ! Moth Even if you forgot about your work, you may not get drunk but ...”

Please do not remove artist credit.

Yuuma Kamibata, C94新刊Realize表紙

Forwarded by @animethingsandstuff.

Permission to upload was given by the artist. Please do not remove credit.

Duo in a spacesuit, sipping his drink.

Photosets/Screenshots: 

@christianmswanson, Wing Zero

Posed a question about the Gundam's feet.

@clair-audients, Trowa Barton

In his spacesuit.

“My heart’s been completely void of feelings for a long time.”

@disturbed02girl, Heero Yuy operating a mobile suit.

Taken from Glory of the Losers.

“Sorry, but I'm used to fighting myself.”

@moonlightsdreaming, Endless Favorite Manga

A nice shot of Relena Peacecraft. Taken from Glory of the Losers.

More GoL shots, featuring the Gundam pilots, Sally Po, Lucrezia Noin and Hilde Schbeiker.

Photo Prompts/Prompts: 

Rambo x My Little Pony crossover.

Idea/prompt by @elfbingo

Photo manipulation by @incorrectgundamwingquotes

Starring Quatre Raberba Winner.

@gundayum, Doodle Comic

Inspired by @incorrectgundamwingquotes

Muses: @gwkimmy @deejayers @noirangetrois

Chats/Dialogs/Discussions:

@lemontrash, Share a Ship; Pitch a Pairing

Fandom chat about “selling a ship” to prospective fans. Think of it as a marketing strategy.

Brief mention of 2x5, Wufei x Hilde, and Winterhawk (Marvel fans are familiar with that one).

Mod's note: I'll participate in this thread later. The questions are very engaging. I'd encourage others to take part of they’re interested.

Participants: @seitou

Reply to Anon

A remarkable response to a question about faux English, colonies and Japanese.

@terrablaze514, Throwback-post-1

Villains debate

Mention of crack pairing

Participants: @noelleian, @softnocturne

Throwback-post-2

What we'd like to see if the series were redone.

@softnocturne

Quotes: 

@incorrectgundamwingquotes

Trowa and Heero

Relena gets pulled over

Noin and the Gundam pilots

Heero and Relena

Quatre and Duo

He Willingly Suffers For Fashion (Quatre, Duo and Trowa)

Rich Circles (Duo and Quatre)

Duo, recovering and high on pain meds

Wufei and Quatre 

Catherine and the Circus Owner

Tea versus Coffee (Trowa and Wufei)

On a mission… (Duo, Heero and Trowa)

Problem-solving techniques (Gundam pilots)

Rulers (Wufei and Sally)

Stop leaving the kitchen unsupervised! (Wufei, Duo and Heero)

When Autocorrect ruins things… (Duo and Heero)

Duo and Hilde

Heero and Zechs ((Mod’s note: This reminds me of a funny scene from TeamFourStar's DBZ Abridged.))

Poor Wufei!

Frustrated Heero, 1xR, 3x4x3

Wedding dresses (Noin and Sally)

Undivided attention (Wufei and Trowa)

Call it (Zechs and Heero)

Truth or Dare? (Duo and Wufei)

Duo’s complaint 

Duo likes food? (Zechs + Quatre and Wufei)

@lemontrash 

@gundaaamn

If half of 5 is 2.5... (Heero, Duo and Quatre)

Mistakes (Heero Yuy)

Smile (3x4x3)

A Favor (1x2 (+3))

MoodBoards/Aesthetics: 

@kujo1the 

A kawaii pic of Quatre with Sandrock's swords. (via Twitter)

@Iamkingdomhearts1000 

Heero Yuy is in the Top 20! (via DA)

Calendar Events: 

Cocktail Friday Announcement, @gwcocktailfriday 

Post responses on Friday, May 10th, between 3 & 5 pm in your own timezone. Don’t forget to @ us!

“Rhythm Generation” goes LIVE! @acworldbuildingzine 

The RHYTHM GENERATION After Colony worldbuilding zine is out!!!  To receive your FREE PDF copy, ping @acworldbuildingzine and/or @lifeaftermeteor 

Special thanks to our zine contributors: @amyole, @angelsmystique, @burningwreckage, Cirno Avery, @clair-audients, @fadedsepiascribbles, @from-zero-to-my-own-heero, @greenriderglen, @incorrectgundamwingquotes, @lemontrash, @lifeaftermeteor, @noirangetrois, @offspringchick29, @seitou, @spelon-berry, and @terrablaze514. Without your efforts and dedication, this wouldn't be possible - but you did it! Treat yourselves to something special.♥️

@gundam-wing-bingo, Trope/Kink Masterlist

Our Master List is at 100! The questionnaire for choosing your cards will be completed before long, and then we’ll get these prompt shindigs going!

You can see some card examples here. Note however, that they are NOT entirely correct.

Theme Selection (Mini Bang) @thisweekingundamevents 

It seems we have a winner! The theme for our soon-to-be Mini Bang will be Unorthodox Undercover Work!

Mini Bang Dates (poll) < Please cast your vote if you haven't done so already. (Google Form included)

Mini Bang Rules

Animated Music Videos:

Quatre Raberba Winner, My Love by @clore1411

        * Via AdminRen on this Gundam Wing Facebook group.

Headcanons:

Gundam Pilots as Aliens by @seitoushin

Duo is the Duolingo owl by @theresareasonforthiswritingblog

Refer to the tags.

GW Characters as Animals 

Pet Names 

The Gundam Boys Go To Therapy 

Memes (hehehe!):

No one vs author by @janaverse 

Children yelling, “McDonald's!” by @gundaaamn

Quatre as Ralph Wiggum from The Simpsons 

Gunpla:

@christianmswanson, Wing Zero

Brass cooperates

Brass attempt #2

Progress report

@hcgunpla, Velcro patches 

Etsy shop with embroidery is now open!

Podcasts

@lemontrash

Radio Meteor - Chapter 6 - Odamaki 

The transcripts for Radio Meteor episodes 6 and 7 by the smooth and savvy @noirangetrois are now up and live on AO3, and the radio meteor website in due course. Go check em out!!

Episode 12 - Bewildered Warriors - Radio Meteor 

A podcast on Anchor. Check it out!

Masterlists:

@terrablaze514 - GW Masterlist Page 

@theresareasonforthiswritingblog - GW Writing Collection 

#This week in Gundam Wing #thisweekingundamwing #gundam wing #gundam wing fanart #gundam wing fanfiction #mobile suit gundam wing #weekly roundup

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Late to the Party: My opinion on “Rita her rights,” The Loud House

After taking a week off to relax, I’m coming back and reviewing “Rita her rights.” Now I’ve been thinking I should probably start doing this if i have episodes I don’t have clear thoughts on, I should try to do something like a pro and con moment on my opinion/final thought part of the review, to kinda give my points on how I really more or less felt about the episode. And to be honest “Rita her rights,” is one of those episodes, I can’t call it bad, but man was it something to watch, I’ll go more into what I mean when I get into the summary, so what was my opinion when I heard the summary, honestly it’s kinda funny there was a summary floating around that said Rita got arrested for a museum robbery and the kids try clearing her name, that would’ve been really messed up but also funny to watch, unfortunately that wasn’t the case for the episode, instead we got an episode where Rita wanted a break from the family, which does happen when she has to do community service, but it ends up blowing up in her face near the end. It’s not terrible, but I wouldn’t say it’s Rita’s finest moment, but enough chatter, let’s head into the episode 

The episode starts with Rita waking up and hello...damn Rita looks really good without the makeup on, like I want more of that instead of Rita with makeup, which I dunno I was always bothered by shows that have characters with makeup if they don’t have lips on the character, like you know what I mean? let’s say Star vs the forces of evil, the sleepover episode, you know Star doesn’t have lips it’s not on the character, but the episode starts with Star and the others putting on makeup and geez does Star with lips freak me out 

I know we all have lips, that’s not the problem, it’s more the problem when the character’s look really weird with lipstick on because they’re adding lips to their model that didn’t originally have lips or wasn’t intended to have lips, I don’t have a problem when a show has lips, heck I’m alright, but if the characters doesn’t have lips, don’t put make up on them it just looks weird, at least in my book, but I know someone’s gonna say, “she looks beautiful with makeup, stop hating.” not hating, If she likes wearing makeup, she should keep going, she looks great either way, but back to the review. Rita wakes up and looks at her lamp of post-it notes, reading off and sticking each note onto her as reminder of what she has to do today, which...I well talk about later,, but I wanna know Lynn Sr. what’s he got going for today? Nothing? ok. We get a small montage of her feeding the animals, preparing breakfast for the kids, and getting the newspaper

that’s insanely good Rita, nice catch. Lynn Sr. suddenly appears asking his wife to proof read the menu he has to make this week, which *ahem* I gotta ask, what’s the point of having him here? Seriously I wanna bring this up now, but I just...anyway She tells him Menu doesn’t have a “y” in it, which he questions since it’s a french word which he’s right, but still, no Menu doesn’t have a fucking “Y” in it, after Lynn knocks down a hairbrush, Lana comes in and

what the fuck! like seriously, why? why, oh why, a-after that gross scene I’m not even gonna...We have a thing with Rita rolling on Lynn Jr. skate, Lisa blowing up a couch using flea powder, Lola complaining about something bunching up, and Lori and Leni fighting....wait seriously Lisa blows up the couch with flea powder, fuck what was in that...anyway Lori and Leni are fighting about hair spray which Rita uses on herself, which turns out to not be hair spray but instead

hair dye, hey she still rocks the green hair, so she drops off Lori, Leni, Luna and Luan at their high school, thus finally answering a question fans have had for a while, which I heard of a few times, does Luan go to high school or Middle school? Well here’s your answer, she’s in High school, she drops Lynn off at her middle school, and the younger Louds off at the Elementary school...which now that I think about it, wouldn’t Lincoln be in Middle school, he’s eleven right? Maybe he’s on the tail end of his 5th grade year, anyway she parks in front of the school bus parking space and comes out only to see an officer writing a ticket, the officer remarks that Rita has about 50 parking violations when Rita checks the glove compartment

yep, she’s a very bad driver, well in her defense she’s driving around 11 kids and sometimes she forgets to pay attention to the signs...I mean you have 11 kids, can’t blame you if you forget to watch out for a sign every now and then, especially if you’re in a hurry, just make sure you don’t forget to stop at a stop sign ok? She tries getting out of the ticket by offering to buy a police calendar only to find out she owes $2,000 in parking tickets...oh god I know I’d be screwed if I ever had a fine from the police, Rita exclaims she can’t pay that amount, which I mean she has 11 kids, you think she has $2,000 laying around? The officer explains that there is another option..Community service, but unlike the community service the loud kids got in “future tense,” Rita gets to pick up trash in a rather peaceful park makes you question how is there trash there if everyone seems to be relaxing instead of causing trouble. After getting all the trash, Rita decides she has time to relax which she does so and even befriends a squirrel unfortunately for her she gets caught and has to pick up the now overflowing amount of....actually no, she relaxes the community service time away, which is odd this show usually tries to be realistic with it’s approach on things, community service is not this fucking relaxing, well Rita is sadden by the fact her community service is over, a sentence you thought you’d never hear, when she comes up with a plan to get more community service..oh boy this won’t end will

She ends up crashing into a fire hydrant, where the officer is about to write the ticket but instead Rita takes the community service....didn’t know we had a chose on changing tickets, so the next day somehow Rita’s hair changes back to her blonde color and she calls down the kids, they find out she still has to do community service and complains that they need her to do things for them, she counters that they could do their stuff for themselves and their dad could help them out which we get Lynn appearing for a second and Rita rushes out...seriously what’s the point of Lynn Sr. in this episode? She has another relaxing day and decides she’s ready to come home when she sees this mess

o-ok I’m gonna take a guess that’s mud Lana’s rubbing against the wall cause if that’s something else...I’m gonna be sick, Lori and Leni are fighting, I gotta admit we know Leni’s the sweetest but man does she fight with Lori a lot I swear it’s strange

and well Luna’s helping Lucy with a coffin and they slipped and broke the rail on the stairway, Lynn’s wrestling with Lincoln, Lola just jumped off the ramp, and holy shit Luan’s cutting Lily in half, what she couldn’t get Luna to help? dang Luan can’t ever find good assistants let’s just hope she doesn’t end up hurting Lily..nah I think she’s fine..wait where’s Lisa, my guess she burnt something in the kitchen or that could’ve been their dad. And actually it turns out it was their dad burning something in the kitchen cause as Rita drives away from the house it’s revealed via the rearview mirror that Lisa blew off the house’s roof again..man I’m used to this by now, that’s pretty surprising. So Rita tries to get another ticket by taking up two parking spots, the monster! Even the people surrounding her complain about her taking up two parking spots, but when Rita decides she can’t stay there all night she decides to get a ticket by doing something else...

Loitering, can I say something real quick, I love Rita in sunglasses, it just looks so nice, she gets the ticket and we get a montage of Rita relaxing while doing community service, which is still unbelievable, while also doing things to get more community service such as not cleaning up after Charles...don’t worry I won’t show the picture, but why show dog poop..like come on I don’t wanna see that whether it’s a kid’s show or an adult show...Rita breaking a mailbox with the van, and finally Rita breaking a Radio in the middle of the street...which yeah it’s a law in their town, but I would’ve thought she would’ve had jail time with the mail box thing, like seriously breaking someone’s mail box is really serious, but since it’s a kid’s show I guess they’re showing kids what laws aren’t the worse ones to break, imagine if Rita got away with Murder by doing community service? We get the next scene of Rita and the squirrel enjoying themselves as she explains she’s finally going to stop this charade and go back to her family, after a cute interaction with the squirrel she finally makes it back to her house only to see

another chaotic scene, with Lana running away from Lori because she has to take a flea bath, guess Lana got fleas Lisa was talking about earlier, wasn’t really surprising but yeah *sighs* that bit, but instead of running away Rita say’s it’s fine and is ready to help when she gets a visit from the police...Fuck make a run for it Rita!! You know it’s serious when Lisa asks who called the po po, it’s also sad when you have to fear the police, but I’m not opening that can of worms.The officer explains Rita’s done 12 violations within a week,and thanks to Rita breaking out the rule book on the officer, she has to do jail time now, Lynn Sr. comes back in the picture explaining she shouldn’t put anyone in jail just for a few parking tickets, the officer retorting that it was much more then parking tickets, listing off all the things we saw in the montage and more, meaning she did get away with murder! After the officer leaves, Rita explains she just wanted a break, Lynn Sr tells her she could’ve just said something, which is true, but you know..you could’ve done some stuff..you know? help around the house, instead of being here when the plot needs...actually the plot didn’t even need you, but anyway Rita knows she can’t run away so she accepts the fact she’s going to jail, but says she’ll do whatever she can to be there for them even behind bars...what a mother

The next scene starts with the louds talking to Rita who’s behind those glass windows with a phone next to her, each Loud tries getting their time with Rita, such as Lincoln asking for help on his homework, Luan telling her a prison joke (probably the only one I’ve ever heard that didn’t involve the soap), Lynn assaulting a guard, I know who’s gonna go behind bars next, and the most important note, Lisa talking about the water bill honestly that probably is the most important thing they’ve brought up, but then again Lisa could’ve talked to her father about who uses the water the most. The louds end up making a lot of noise causing the officer to ask them to quiet down, she then let’s Rita go...huh I wish it was that easy to get out of jail, the officer now understands why Rita wanted a break, and before she disappears, she whispers to Rita that if she ever needs a break meet her in the tow zone. 

After the family gets reunited with the exception of Lisa whose bringing the old nail file in the cake bit..which I love that joke, anyway we see another scene with Rita waking up, this time with Makeup on, shocking. Rita freaks out at the revelation that’s it’s already Nine, heck I wish I could wake up at nine nowadays, but relaxes when she sees another sticky note from Lynn Sr. The note explains that everything is taking care of and that she can relax, and that they’ll try to do it more often...although this wouldn’t have been a problem if you were around more...anyway the episode ends with Rita waving to the squirrel saying she’ll meet up with the little guy for breakfast. Thus ending “Rita her rights,” and ugh

My opinions/final thoughts

so yeah...I didn’t like the episode too much, it’s not Rita’s worse episode, but it’s not her best which is a shame because I think she’s so much better then Lynn Sr. who I didn’t like much in this episode. I’ll explain why, he doesn’t have a purpose, he’s there mainly when the plot asks for him, but he’s neither the problem nor the solution, he’s just there, what I mean is he’s their father right? But for most of the episode he’s just either absent or there but not helping Rita, this episode makes it feel like Rita’s all by herself when it’s not the case, but Lynn just doesn’t act like a team player, now if the episode gave us a reason to why Lynn wasn’t helping then we can forgive it, but no..nothing really, sure you can say it’s implied that he’s trying to make the menu for the restaurant, but that’s only brought up once and isn’t referenced again even when we see him he’s not talking about that at all, they could’ve easily made something up with that, maybe have him too focused on that and not helping because of it, but they didn’t and it comes off as a bit lazy, we know Lynn is there and available and heck we know he helps around, but we just don’t get a reason to why he’s not doing much helping. The other problem is the fact Rita decides to do more community service just to get out of helping the kids, no offense but literally you have a voice a reason from time to time Rita you gotta be the adult sometimes, then again even the adults are just kids, you can’t account for everything in life, still I feel like Rita could’ve handle trying to take a break, maybe actually talk to the kids, have Lori be in charge, or get Lynn to do something! 

so let me kinda go into the pros and cons, this is the new section to kinda give a check list of what the episode has to offer and to give somethings I thought can be appreciated from this episode, as well as some problems and a little bit of nitpicks 

Pros: Rita looks great, it’s a simple plot but could be better not awful though, some great jokes such as the flea name Brad and Lisa with the cake, Rita and the squirrel are just adorable

Cons: Lynn Sr. was pointless in the episode, a lot more gross humor that I didn’t need to see (such as Lana vomiting and Charles pooping), Rita gets away with too much stuff before going to jail, She got out of jail so easily, and really the episode just felt a bit too simple

It’s not an awful episode, but I kinda wish we had a great Rita episode you know? Something to kinda make us really like Rita, sure I get sometimes the parents do act silly I won’t argue there, but they’re still the adults, you gotta make them at least responsible or at least make Rita the voice of reason cause half the time she seems like she’s really awful, especially if you include the part from “Out of luck” where she mention they sold all of Lincoln’s furniture, this episode could’ve been a bit better, like maybe have Rita trying to act like a mother only for the police to arrest her for the tickets and give some scenes with the kids without Rita, struggling a bit, I’m not saying go all dark, you can still do something silly like Jail being exaggerated instead of the community service, then again, I don’t think anyone wants to see jail, only Spongebob should do that, anyway is the episode the worst one, nah, can I recommend it? I say you’ll be better off waiting for another one, maybe watch  “A Novel Idea,” it’s not a Rita episode, but it gives you a reason to like Rita a bit more, even if other appearances haven’t been so kind to the loud mother, we can only hope we get something please? Thank you guys for reading once again

Author’s Note: 

Or you can just say P.S. either one is fine, Rita her Rights came out April 6, 2018, that week late I was talking about? how about I’m a year late to posting this review, and officially, this well be my last one...at least for this series, I’ll do a follow up post for this note after I post this review, so be on the look out for that, but this review...god this one, I didn’t poof read any of this, I hadn’t in months, I just left it on the shelf, and now, I’m letting it out into the world with all it’s flaws, I’m finishing this series up on a low note, but that doesn’t mean I’m done with this, you���ll see what I mean if you do stick around, otherwise, yeah, I’m still alive somehow...