#real puppyboy hours

[dragonberrycream]

Puppyboy!Shane 🦴(SDV)

A fat Labrador mutt mix that the shelter deemed “aggressive”, he has to be muzzled and just sits in the corner.

He’s really not aggressive, he’s just depressed in all honesty. He used to be a bat retriever pup at gridball games but they dumped him at Stardew Shelters when he got older, poor thing hasn’t been the same since.

Farmer goes to see what pups are available since they have plenty of farmland now, surely a dog would love the wide open spaces. There are plenty of pups that are practically falling over themselves to introduce themselves to Farmer, young things with glittering eyes and wagging tails.

Then there’s Shane who takes one look at Farmer and decides he wants nothing to do with them. The shelter warns Farmer that Shane has bitten before and that he guards resources, not ideal for a first time pup owner.

Farmer is head over heels for him, of course. The walk home is a long one, Shane stopping and setting his fat ass on the concrete and refusing to move another step. It’s an amusing scene really, watching Farmer carry this fat Labrador man on their shoulder all the way to their farm.

Shane hides for the first few days when he’s brought home. If he can fit under the bed that’s his main hiding spot, otherwise it’s under blankets and he’s fully convinced Farmer can’t see him this way. It takes a lot of time and effort on Farmers part to gain Shane’s trust but once they do, he’s a very loyal pup.

He loves to follow Farmer everywhere on the farm, working off some of that weight he’s gained. Not to worry though, he’ll always be fat and happy if Farmer has anything to say about it. Farmer loves to give him a taste of the crops they’re growing, his nose scrunching and showing his displeasure when he finds a scent particularly distasteful. It makes Farmer laugh every time.

Life is amazing until Shane has a moment of aggression over a toy and bites Farmer. It doesn’t draw blood but it’s enough to make Farmer yelp and pull away in shock. Shane is shocked at himself, he thought he was doing so well. He was a good boy, he thought he was a good boy now. Farmer can tell he’s guilty and ashamed and doesn’t hold it against him, that doesn’t mean Shane isn’t going to make himself sleep on the front porch tonight as a self punishment, though. This is something that Farmer has to work with Shane on.

All in all he’s a precious man and deserves to lay in the grass while Farmer rubs his belly. His tail won’t stop wagging when they do that, it’s almost as good as ear and chin scratches.

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He’s a perverted little pup is what he is. He genuinely can’t help it, a little whiff of you after a hard days work and he’s hard as rock. Underwear will go missing for days and then reappear covered in drool and cum, usually accompanied with holes that have been chewed. He always gets in trouble for it but will always come back for more.

Humping. Humping everything, everywhere, all the time. It’s the worst when he’s in rut, no firm, shapely surface is safe from his wrath. He’s ruined multiple pairs of pants, blankets, pillows, even bed corners. He gets annoyed and irritated during his ruts too, drama queen for real.

“Shane.” “Nghnn.. huff… huff…” “Shane.” “Fuck off, you see I’m busy!”

Then of course you have to punish him for being a shithead of a pup, it involves a lot of making him beg and reminding him of who he belongs to. Stuffing his nose into your crotch and watching as he gets overwhelmed with the scent, his cute cock twitching with want.

Oh he’s such a good boy now, putty in your hands. He just wants to hump your leg for a little bit, that’s not too much to ask, is it? He’ll lay his scruffy face on your thighs, those floppy ears of his all perked up and attentive. And that cute ass tail of his. It’s going a million miles an hour now as he continues to scoot more and more forward.

Of course, Farmer will cave and whether it’s Farmer fucking him or him fucking Farmer, Shane is gonna be a drooling mess. He whines and he pants and he is loud. Thank goodness Farmers land is quite a ways from town. He’ll moan and babble about how he’s Farmers good boy. He’s not a dumb mutt anymore, he’s Farmers precious boy.

Shane fucks the hardest during his ruts or when he’s jealous. When Farmer comes home and smells like other hybrids, he just can’t stop sniffing them. Where have they been? Who touched them? This is unacceptable, this must be corrected! Cue Farmer being pinned down and roughed rutted against as Shane asserts his scent and his dominance.

Shane is always all cuddles after he’s cum, snuggling up and enjoying as farmer strokes his ears and lets him stuff his cock in them as they both fall asleep. <3

GRRRRAAHHH I LOVE PUPPYBOY SHANE HRHRHG

#sdv shane #stardew valley #puppyboy #Puppyboy!Shane #cream wuz here!! #shane x farmer #shane x reader #stardew shane #stardew farmer #mdni #sdv shane x reader #sdv headcanons #hybrid sdv #bweep bweep I hope yall like this :3

[blushthefemboy]

it real puppyboy hours

[pawbeanies]

Did you hear? They're inventing a way to make out sloppy with cute little puppyboys for hours until his tongue goes numb and his legs shake from cumming just by kissing needily

wwoah i didn't know that!!! how did they do that!!! that sounds sooo interesting but also hmm i wonder if that's real..... someone's gonna have to show me if that's true or not.... gotta test the veracity of these claims myself. for science. and all that. mmhm

#asks..?!?!?! #anon..?!?!?! #asks that make me go awawawa and blush and squeeze my knees together. just a bit. embarrassing #anon meaaan im weak to kisses ....... it probably wouldn't take hours for me ......... #but also looking away embarrassed. i do bite a little. please be careful #not because i mean to i am just bad at kissing (but that can be worked on ........ with ... practice yknow.... #blinking cutely. asking for sloppy kissies with just my stupid puppy eyes

[tacticalhimbo]

it's real puppyboy hours 🖤💖 (aka: i brought another new outfit and some poses, and now i'm obsessed)

#txt #pic #virtual photography #my sona #cw suggestive #<- just in case!

[petboymart]

Cant stop thinking about guard dog boys ideas 😩😩

I have so many I jUST WANNA DUMP THEM HERE…

1. Gaurd dog!Kyotani’s master bringing home a new pet, puppyboy!Hinata 😳 hes just the sweater lil thing but Kyo doesn’t trust him and gets jealous he’s stealing most the attention from master

2. Gaurd dog!Iwaizumi meeting master’s new gaurd dog, Kyotani and thinking master is trying to replace him so he tries to intimidate Kyo but it doesn’t really work as he wanted it to, so he just gives up all sadly and master takes notice of this, she assures him he’s not being replaced and she tries to cheer up Iwaizumi by giving him head and Kyo even feels generous enough to help 😩🤘

3. Gaurd dog! Mattsun, Iwaizumi, Kyotani, Bokuto (maybe), Yahaba and Tanaka ‘protecting’ you from harmless things, (like a leaf lmaoo) basically overprotective 🙄

4. Master pampering her lovely guard dog boys!! (Iwaizumi, Kyotani, Mattsun, Yahaba, Tanaka) if nsfw: giving them blow jobs + riding them till they pass out

OK UH THATS ALL I HAVE FOR NOW

DO WHAT YOU WILL WITH THIS INFORMATION 🥲❤️

…lemme just save these for writing prompts real quick

THE WAY I SQEAKED BESTIE OML

and the protecting you from harmless things sobsobsobsob that’s so freaking cute 🥺

the way you’re just like me tho, i was the ✌️ anon before i joined the staff after making my writing blog and whenever i would have ideas i would just send them here !! nox always appreciated them and i think that was part of what gave me the courage to ask to join !!

but back to the point,

BESTIE YOUR MIND OMG, FUCKIN BIG BRAIN HOURS ON YOUR END IM LOSING IT

i have a long request that i’m working on rn, but i’ll try to use at least one of these prompts sometime this week, i can’t get over this !!

#omgomgomg #eden !! #eden talks !! #customer written !!

[kiyoo-omi]

NO I LOVE CATBOY OMI BUT IMAGINE BEING IN A POLY RELATIONSHIP WITH PUPPYBOY TSUMU. LIKE YOURE PREGNANT BUT THE TWO GO AT IT LIKE CATS AND DOGS OVER WHICH OF THEM IS THE “REAL DAD” (“theyre MY KITTTIES.” “fuck you my sperm is so strong that your sperm would run away at the sight of my sperm. she’s having my pups.” “what the fuck does that actually mean. you just saying that just proved my point that you’re actually the weakest link.”) baby mama coos at the sight of her two boys cuddling hours later and licking each other “angrily” because apparently each of them “stink so bad they had to stop arguing just to groom”

asdfgdhdkd omg I’m so soft 🥺💞

#cat boy omi #puppy boy tsumu #askdkkddkd they would #bunny.anon🐰💞 #dina asks

[cutiecatsub]

the idea of someone shaving you is so hot. im so puppy coded fr

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