#secondly... yeah. yeah. how do i describe max-ernest. he's erm.

[svcrecy]

[ @clickonmedotexe: fuck it i dont know max but i wanna know him ]

❝ You... want to know me? ❞

MAX-ERNEST SEEMED SO STUNNED AT THIS FACT THAT HE DIDN'T EVEN OBJECT TO BEING CALLED MAX.

( It. . . wasn't often that happened. Then again, it wasn't often people came out with statements like this, either. )

❝ I mean-- yeah! Wow. Cool.

Actually, not cool. Not not cool, as in, I hate that, because I don't, obviously- I mean, who would hate compliments? Unless they really didn't feel good about themselves or they thought you were lying or something- but not cool as in I'm using that word wrong. I think. I mean, I still don't even know HOW you can use a word wrong- unless you're using it incorrectly, I guess- like saying stationery instead of stationary- but I don't think it's like that? Why do we even use the word cool? We don't mean it's actually cool, as in- getting compliments doesn't earn shivering from anyone- so why cool? Why not another temperature? Can't I say that compliments are lukewarm or smoldering or a little above average- or maybe it's weather that it's tied to. As in, ❝ how's the weather today, Max-Ernest? ❞ ❝ Oh, it's really cool out ❞ - then, that's a measure of weather as much as it is temperature, because while it's still the temperature, obviously, it's kind of also the weather, because you can say that in response to someone asking the weather and they'll be like ❝ oh, okay. ❞ and so if that's an acceptable answer, then it must be a measure of weather too, right? So can you use other measures of weather? What about windy? Can you say something's windy if it is being affected by wind, I mean? I don't think you can-- ❞

It was beginning to become apparent why nobody wanted to know him.

#ᴛʜᴇ ᴍᴀɢɪᴄɪᴀɴ. / max ernest. #ᴇᴠᴇʀʏ ʀɪᴅᴅʟᴇ ʜᴀꜱ ɪᴛꜱ ꜱᴏʟᴏᴜᴛɪᴏɴ. / RESPONSES. #clickonmedotexe #( #first of all i apologise deeply he was not mean to dump that whole ramble on you lmao <3 #secondly... yeah. yeah. how do i describe max-ernest. he's erm. #he's a child. he's got more experience in parenting than his own parents. he's canonically terrible at math. he's canonically good at math. #hes entrusted with trying to find the secret to life. he can't keep secrets. he's allergic to chocolate. he eats nothing but chocolate. #he once met his future self and worked out it was his future self in seconds. he's a dumbass. #he once spoke not a word to anyone for a whole ten days. he once spoke so much it took up a whole two-page spread. he's gay. he's straight. #he has hair that looks like he's just been electrocuted. he somehow has a decent hairstyling experience. #he's...an enigma alright #now go get ur arms ripped off rex we love you #)